Will COP 26 flatten the curve?

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Ian K
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18 Oct 2021 11:11am
Here's the curve.




COP1 was held in 1995.

(Every bit counts. Toyota is doing their bit. The new Toyota 300 series emits 15 grams less CO2 per kilometer than the outgoing 200 series. That's 4.6 tonnes less CO2 into the atmosphere over its 300,000 km lifetime. Toyota reckons they'll sell like hotcakes.)
KiteboyDave
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18 Oct 2021 12:46pm
No.
kiterboy
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18 Oct 2021 1:43pm
How much did Toyota pay you to write this ad for them?
UncleBob
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18 Oct 2021 5:16pm
No but it will give slomo an opportunity to catch up with more family in the UK.
Pugwash
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18 Oct 2021 2:24pm
Wait, what? Are you giving me a new LC300. Awesome.

I will like a black one... and please make registration plate "Black Pig". Once confirmed, I will provide address and contact details for Captain Horatio Pugwash for delivery.
eppo
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18 Oct 2021 3:31pm
Jesus dude what are you doing ??
Tequila !
Tequila !
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18 Oct 2021 8:08pm
Ian K said..
Here's the curve.




COP1 was held in 1995.

(Every bit counts. Toyota is doing their bit. The new Toyota 300 series emits 15 grams less CO2 per kilometer than the outgoing 200 series. That's 4.6 tonnes less CO2 into the atmosphere over its 300,000 km lifetime. Toyota reckons they'll sell like hotcakes.)


Have you signed w China an agreement?
If not dont waste your time
psychojoe
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18 Oct 2021 8:54pm
The human body comprises 25 essential elements and is so very complicated that it's widely recognised as being impossible for anyone to fully understand it.
There's at least 127 elements on earth and amazingly it's such a simple complex that some claim not only to understand it but also to predict the future interactions of said matrix and the universe beyond.
FormulaNova
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19 Oct 2021 6:38am
psychojoe said..
The human body comprises 25 essential elements and is so very complicated that it's widely recognised as being impossible for anyone to fully understand it.
There's at least 127 elements on earth and amazingly it's such a simple complex that some claim not only to understand it but also to predict the future interactions of said matrix and the universe beyond.


Did you see the 'flatten the curve' bit and just think it was another Covid discussion?
Mr Milk
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19 Oct 2021 1:59pm
I don't know how you get to covid from that. The thing that amazed me was that there are now apparently 127 elements on earth. Back in the good old days there were only 94 and as far as I know they managed to make element number 118 are few years ago and it was only a few atoms.
Carantoc
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19 Oct 2021 11:13am
Carantocium is currently unclassified.

Potentially because of it's very unstable nature due to being excessively heavy.
psychojoe
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19 Oct 2021 8:45pm
Carantoc said..
Carantocium is currently unclassified.

Potentially because of it's very unstable nature due to being excessively heavy.


Most of the "odd" elements are unstable
FormulaNova
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19 Oct 2021 8:58pm
Mr Milk said..
I don't know how you get to covid from that. The thing that amazed me was that there are now apparently 127 elements on earth. Back in the good old days there were only 94 and as far as I know they managed to make element number 118 are few years ago and it was only a few atoms.


I didn't really understand it anyway. The mention of the human body and the title of 'flatten the curve' had me thinking it could be a Covid accident, but the second sentence had me even more confused than I normally am.

Carantocium? I think it is an element that spontaneously releases electrons in all sorts of random directions. Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.
KiteboyDave
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20 Oct 2021 3:09am
FormulaNova said..
Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.


I believe this particular sentence could be in breach of seabreeze rules. I don't think it is acceptable to 'goad' another user.

Is that what you were doing?
eppo
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20 Oct 2021 6:23am
Fight, Fight, Fight ...to flatten the curve of course
FormulaNova
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20 Oct 2021 6:29am
KiteboyDave said..

FormulaNova said..
Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.



I believe this particular sentence could be in breach of seabreeze rules. I don't think it is acceptable to 'goad' another user.

Is that what you were doing?


Yes.
FormulaNova
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20 Oct 2021 6:29am
KiteboyDave said..

FormulaNova said..
Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.



I believe this particular sentence could be in breach of seabreeze rules. I don't think it is acceptable to 'goad' another user.

Is that what you were doing?


I was trying to get Carantoc to come out fighting.
FormulaNova
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20 Oct 2021 6:29am
KiteboyDave said..

FormulaNova said..
Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.



I believe this particular sentence could be in breach of seabreeze rules. I don't think it is acceptable to 'goad' another user.

Is that what you were doing?


but he seems to be immune.
FormulaNova
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20 Oct 2021 6:30am
KiteboyDave said..

FormulaNova said..
Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.



I believe this particular sentence could be in breach of seabreeze rules. I don't think it is acceptable to 'goad' another user.

Is that what you were doing?


Oh, sorry. No, I meant the previous sentence. As you were.
KiteboyDave
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20 Oct 2021 7:27am
FormulaNova said..
Yes.

No, you were 'goading'
FormulaNova
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20 Oct 2021 7:44am
KiteboyDave said..

FormulaNova said..
Yes.


No, you were 'goading'


Please accept my sincere apologies if you (kiterboy) were offended. I didn't think Carantoc was that bad a person, but I guess you don't think so.
Carantoc
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20 Oct 2021 3:13pm
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.
Pugwash
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20 Oct 2021 3:53pm
Carantoc said..
Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Cheers to that!!
FormulaNova
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20 Oct 2021 4:30pm
Carantoc said..
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.


No, FN is more like argon but has an unstable isotope displaying properties similar to sodium. Only really found in the CERN large hadron collider.

Half life is 'good enough', but better now that it has added vaccinanium and exists as a stable compound.
Carantoc
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20 Oct 2021 4:43pm
FormulaNova said..
No, FN is more like argon ..


Extract from a Science Journal :

Argon: an inert gas which, other than being a gas, has very little of any interest going for it.

3rd most abundant gas in the Seabreeze.

Receiving argon in excessive concentrations can result in dizziness, nausea, loss of consciousness and/or vomiting.

psychojoe
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20 Oct 2021 5:16pm
Argon is a valuable addition to mechanical ventilation
Mr Milk
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20 Oct 2021 9:46pm
Carantoc said..
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.



A new theory suggests that FN is mildly dyslexic. S/he saw the word elements but read it as ailments. From that observation the jump to Covid is clear

Have you considered that FN might be an element that falls within the postulated "island of stability" and might outlast the universe?
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
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20 Oct 2021 7:16pm
Mr Milk said..

Carantoc said..
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.




A new theory suggests that FN is mildly dyslexic. S/he saw the word elements but read it as ailments. From that observation the jump to Covid is clear

Have you considered that FN might be an element that falls within the postulated "island of stability" and might outlast the universe?


How can you be mildly dyslexic? I don't think there are graduations of dyslexia.

I am struggling to decode psychojoe's post though, so maybe I do have observational problems?
CH3MTR4IL5
CH3MTR4IL5
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20 Oct 2021 7:44pm


FormulaNova said..



How can you be mildly dyslexic? I don't think there are graduations of dyslexia.



I'm mildly dyslexic. whenever i tell a joke i punch up the f&!k line.
Mr Milk
Mr Milk
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20 Oct 2021 11:01pm
FormulaNova said..

Mr Milk said..


Carantoc said..
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.





A new theory suggests that FN is mildly dyslexic. S/he saw the word elements but read it as ailments. From that observation the jump to Covid is clear

Have you considered that FN might be an element that falls within the postulated "island of stability" and might outlast the universe?



How can you be mildly dyslexic? I don't think there are graduations of dyslexia.

I am struggling to decode psychojoe's post though, so maybe I do have observational problems?


All I meant is it's an idea for mullin' over
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
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20 Oct 2021 8:09pm
Mr Milk said..


FormulaNova said..



Mr Milk said..




Carantoc said..
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.







A new theory suggests that FN is mildly dyslexic. S/he saw the word elements but read it as ailments. From that observation the jump to Covid is clear

Have you considered that FN might be an element that falls within the postulated "island of stability" and might outlast the universe?





How can you be mildly dyslexic? I don't think there are graduations of dyslexia.

I am struggling to decode psychojoe's post though, so maybe I do have observational problems?




All I meant is it's an idea for mullin' over



You think 'mullin things over' is the problem with the instability of Carantocium

Now I understand the pronunciation of Caran- toke - e - um
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