Here's the curve.




COP1 was held in 1995.

(Every bit counts. Toyota is doing their bit. The new Toyota 300 series emits 15 grams less CO2 per kilometer than the outgoing 200 series. That's 4.6 tonnes less CO2 into the atmosphere over its 300,000 km lifetime. Toyota reckons they'll sell like hotcakes.)

No.

How much did Toyota pay you to write this ad for them?

No but it will give slomo an opportunity to catch up with more family in the UK.

Wait, what? Are you giving me a new LC300. Awesome.

I will like a black one... and please make registration plate "Black Pig". Once confirmed, I will provide address and contact details for Captain Horatio Pugwash for delivery.

Jesus dude what are you doing ??

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Ian K said..
Here's the curve.




COP1 was held in 1995.

(Every bit counts. Toyota is doing their bit. The new Toyota 300 series emits 15 grams less CO2 per kilometer than the outgoing 200 series. That's 4.6 tonnes less CO2 into the atmosphere over its 300,000 km lifetime. Toyota reckons they'll sell like hotcakes.)

Have you signed w China an agreement?
If not dont waste your time

The human body comprises 25 essential elements and is so very complicated that it's widely recognised as being impossible for anyone to fully understand it.
There's at least 127 elements on earth and amazingly it's such a simple complex that some claim not only to understand it but also to predict the future interactions of said matrix and the universe beyond.

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psychojoe said..
The human body comprises 25 essential elements and is so very complicated that it's widely recognised as being impossible for anyone to fully understand it.
There's at least 127 elements on earth and amazingly it's such a simple complex that some claim not only to understand it but also to predict the future interactions of said matrix and the universe beyond.

Did you see the 'flatten the curve' bit and just think it was another Covid discussion?

I don't know how you get to covid from that. The thing that amazed me was that there are now apparently 127 elements on earth. Back in the good old days there were only 94 and as far as I know they managed to make element number 118 are few years ago and it was only a few atoms.

Carantocium is currently unclassified.

Potentially because of it's very unstable nature due to being excessively heavy.

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Carantoc said..
Carantocium is currently unclassified.

Potentially because of it's very unstable nature due to being excessively heavy.

Most of the "odd" elements are unstable

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Mr Milk said..
I don't know how you get to covid from that. The thing that amazed me was that there are now apparently 127 elements on earth. Back in the good old days there were only 94 and as far as I know they managed to make element number 118 are few years ago and it was only a few atoms.

I didn't really understand it anyway. The mention of the human body and the title of 'flatten the curve' had me thinking it could be a Covid accident, but the second sentence had me even more confused than I normally am.

Carantocium? I think it is an element that spontaneously releases electrons in all sorts of random directions. Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.

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FormulaNova said..
Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.

I believe this particular sentence could be in breach of seabreeze rules. I don't think it is acceptable to 'goad' another user.

Is that what you were doing?

Fight, Fight, Fight ...to flatten the curve of course

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KiteboyDave said..

FormulaNova said..
Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.

I believe this particular sentence could be in breach of seabreeze rules. I don't think it is acceptable to 'goad' another user.

Is that what you were doing?

Yes.

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KiteboyDave said..

FormulaNova said..
Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.

I believe this particular sentence could be in breach of seabreeze rules. I don't think it is acceptable to 'goad' another user.

Is that what you were doing?

I was trying to get Carantoc to come out fighting.

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KiteboyDave said..

FormulaNova said..
Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.

I believe this particular sentence could be in breach of seabreeze rules. I don't think it is acceptable to 'goad' another user.

Is that what you were doing?

but he seems to be immune.

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KiteboyDave said..

FormulaNova said..
Hopefully it doesn't decay into a kiterboy atom.

I believe this particular sentence could be in breach of seabreeze rules. I don't think it is acceptable to 'goad' another user.

Is that what you were doing?

Oh, sorry. No, I meant the previous sentence. As you were.

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FormulaNova said..
Yes.

No, you were 'goading'

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KiteboyDave said..

FormulaNova said..
Yes.

No, you were 'goading'

Please accept my sincere apologies if you (kiterboy) were offended. I didn't think Carantoc was that bad a person, but I guess you don't think so.

No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.

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Carantoc said..
Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.

Cheers to that!!

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Carantoc said..
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.

No, FN is more like argon but has an unstable isotope displaying properties similar to sodium. Only really found in the CERN large hadron collider.

Half life is 'good enough', but better now that it has added vaccinanium and exists as a stable compound.

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FormulaNova said..
No, FN is more like argon ..

Extract from a Science Journal :

Argon: an inert gas which, other than being a gas, has very little of any interest going for it.

3rd most abundant gas in the Seabreeze.

Receiving argon in excessive concentrations can result in dizziness, nausea, loss of consciousness and/or vomiting.

Argon is a valuable addition to mechanical ventilation

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Carantoc said..
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.

A new theory suggests that FN is mildly dyslexic. S/he saw the word elements but read it as ailments. From that observation the jump to Covid is clear

Have you considered that FN might be an element that falls within the postulated "island of stability" and might outlast the universe?

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Mr Milk said..

Carantoc said..
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.

A new theory suggests that FN is mildly dyslexic. S/he saw the word elements but read it as ailments. From that observation the jump to Covid is clear

Have you considered that FN might be an element that falls within the postulated "island of stability" and might outlast the universe?

How can you be mildly dyslexic? I don't think there are graduations of dyslexia.

I am struggling to decode psychojoe's post though, so maybe I do have observational problems?

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FormulaNova said..

How can you be mildly dyslexic? I don't think there are graduations of dyslexia.

I'm mildly dyslexic. whenever i tell a joke i punch up the f&!k line.

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Mr Milk said..

Carantoc said..
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.

A new theory suggests that FN is mildly dyslexic. S/he saw the word elements but read it as ailments. From that observation the jump to Covid is clear

Have you considered that FN might be an element that falls within the postulated "island of stability" and might outlast the universe?

How can you be mildly dyslexic? I don't think there are graduations of dyslexia.

I am struggling to decode psychojoe's post though, so maybe I do have observational problems?

All I meant is it's an idea for mullin' over

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Mr Milk said..

FormulaNova said..

Mr Milk said..

Carantoc said..
No idea what is going on here but it seems we are no closer to identifying the mysterious missing elements.

Anyways - in further news today, scientists have been conducting some experiments and discovered that Carantocium only decays into Awesomenessine.

Carantocium also appears to becomes less stable when combined with certain organic compounds such as ethanol C2-H5-OH and C21-H30-O2. However, extensive further experiments in this area are highly recommended and will be conducted soon.


Perhaps one of the other missing ones is FN.

FN, or Franklinium. Currently an undiscovered element, likely to be relatively active but with a very short half life.

A new theory suggests that FN is mildly dyslexic. S/he saw the word elements but read it as ailments. From that observation the jump to Covid is clear

Have you considered that FN might be an element that falls within the postulated "island of stability" and might outlast the universe?

How can you be mildly dyslexic? I don't think there are graduations of dyslexia.

I am struggling to decode psychojoe's post though, so maybe I do have observational problems?

All I meant is it's an idea for mullin' over

You think 'mullin things over' is the problem with the instability of Carantocium

Now I understand the pronunciation of Caran- toke - e - um