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Wedding Dress going cheap

Created by Ted the Kiwi Ted the Kiwi  > 9 months ago, 9 Jun 2014
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Ted the Kiwi
Ted the Kiwi

NSW

14256 posts

9 Jun 2014 2:42pm
This bloke is pretty annoyed.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/bradbury/wedding/wedding-dress-for-bride-seeking-eventual-infidelity/1048655543


Wedding Dress for Bride Seeking Eventual Infidelity

Due to be married soon? Not planning on staying faithful? Want to sleep with one of your soon-to-be husband's closest friends? Then THIS is the wedding dress for you!

This stunning, tuille swathed, ivory bridal gown has a proven track record of producing an adulterous, deceitful, double-crossing and traitorous "soulmate".

A one of a kind garment designed by Benedict Arnold, believed to be derived from the very cloth Judas Iscariot himself wore to the Garden of Gethsemane to betray the only son of God - Jesus Christ.

This harlot-sized ensemble will make you the envy of your trampish posse on your fraudulent wedding day.

As an added bonus, this dress gives you the "entitlement" to legally obtain over half of your husband-to-be's worldly possessions.

This dress is guaranteed to provide you with approximately two years of reasonable wedded mediocrity before the complete and utter disintegration of your relationship due to your extramarital promiscuity.

Cosmetically, the garment is in better condition than the marriage - not looking for much. Make an offer.






kat75
kat75

WA

109 posts

9 Jun 2014 12:52pm
Saw this on facebook. Very funny. Wonder if it sold.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

10 Jun 2014 3:00am
It does look familiar but I saw it on a different floor......
seanhogan
seanhogan

QLD

3424 posts

10 Jun 2014 7:45am
was on channel 10 "the project" last night
pueter66
pueter66

QLD

205 posts

10 Jun 2014 11:05am
Classic
ka43
ka43

NSW

3097 posts

10 Jun 2014 6:35pm
Big article on this in todays Daily Telegraph
Dezman
Dezman

NSW

818 posts

10 Jun 2014 8:03pm
Hey look on the bright side your a winner if every guy wants your woman!

but straight up honestly your wife was great yesterday and a credit to your training!

No man made a pass at my EX! Bashed with the ugly stick and I'm not talking about a fishing rod!



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