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theDoctor
theDoctor
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24 Sep 2012 8:31pm

seriously...?




Pre-peeled bananas re-packaged in cellophane-covered foam trays. One of the reasons bananas have been billed as the world's most perfect food is that they come with their own biodegradable packaging straight off the tree. And it's not like you need a knife or some wacky kitchen contraption to peel them.
monkeys peel there own bananas.... ARE YOU STUPIDER THAN A MONKEY..?
Ellobuddha
Ellobuddha
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24 Sep 2012 8:37pm
Thats a disgrace. That should be illegal.
GPA
GPA
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24 Sep 2012 6:42pm
Ellobuddha said...

Thats a disgrace. That should be illegal.


+1 - I agree. Who the F would buy bananas like that...
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
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24 Sep 2012 9:03pm
Which country is that from ? Just amazing.

I still can't believe that in Australia we have to buy them at over 3 bucks (in the "main" supermarkets) while the whole rest of the world have them for less than a $
Lucky we can still find some small Fr&Ve around, but have to look for them.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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24 Sep 2012 8:11pm
Well whose fault is it? Really....???

Not that long ago, you would buy butter or a loaf a bread and they wrapped it for you. At a different shop (now listen up kiddies....) you would buy meat. At yet another shop there was fruit n veg. You didn't buy it all pre-packed at ONE place.

But now we have a duopoly with 2 big chains that supply everything and they fkd the little stores over. So now we have mass produced sh!t of all sorts and ridiculous "convenience" like above with all the wastage it entails.

The amount of packing, of things that don't need to be packed, is staggering.
cRAZY Canuk
cRAZY Canuk
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24 Sep 2012 10:19pm
LeStef said...

Which country is that from ? Just amazing.


Billa's an Italian/euro supermarket
pweedas
pweedas
WA
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24 Sep 2012 8:28pm
Hey what a great idea.
Where can I buy some.
Why didn't someone think of it sooner.
(red thumbs on the left )
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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24 Sep 2012 8:31pm
Maybe the only way to wash all the chemtrails off is to peel them then rinse in an acid bath.

Perhaps the inside can't be washed properly through the peel, and they are only looking after your health in case you don't wash them correctly at home ??


..And - bananas were $2.49 / kg in Coles 2 days ago, I bought 3. Man - those prices are down down and staying down.
theDoctor
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24 Sep 2012 11:27pm


if you wanted to go the conspiracy trail

you'd say they peeled the nanna's first cause word is catching on that nanna skins can help cure everything from warts to hep-c to HIV and the big C...

but its' most likely that consumers are put off by the brown spots on the nanna skin, when in reality, it indicates the best moment for the nanna to be eaten..

and really ripe nannas', like black and squishy and a little bit pungent... are rumored to be slightly hallucinogenic....
cisco
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24 Sep 2012 11:57pm
theDoctor said...


seriously...?




Pre-peeled bananas re-packaged in cellophane-covered foam trays. One of the reasons bananas have been billed as the world's most perfect food is that they come with their own biodegradable packaging straight off the tree. And it's not like you need a knife or some wacky kitchen contraption to peel them.
monkeys peel there own bananas.... ARE YOU STUPIDER THAN A MONKEY..?


What we call and accept as bananas were actually developed in the "Gardens of Kew" from very sparse (ie mostly seed and not much flesh) examples brought back from South America which were then hybridised to be fatter and supposedly more palatable.

Some of the Amazonian tribe's staple diet consists of banana stew/pudding/soup of which a certain amount is human spittle.

Anybody who wants the REAL backpacker experience should go there.

GreenGriff
GreenGriff
SA
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26 Sep 2012 10:44am
Its called value adding
Pugwash
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WA
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26 Sep 2012 9:35am
Mark _australia said...

Well whose fault is it? Really....???

Not that long ago, you would buy butter or a loaf a bread and they wrapped it for you. At a different shop (now listen up kiddies....) you would buy meat. At yet another shop there was fruit n veg. You didn't buy it all pre-packed at ONE place.

But now we have a duopoly with 2 big chains that supply everything and they fkd the little stores over. So now we have mass produced sh!t of all sorts and ridiculous "convenience" like above with all the wastage it entails.

The amount of packing, of things that don't need to be packed, is staggering.



Dood - what are you talking about

Bread comes from a bakery... they pack it in a paper bag after I buy it It is definately NOT sliced

Fruit and veg come from my local greenie... Cheaper, fresher, no packaging I pack it in to a used cardboard box to get it home

Meat comes from the butcher...

Super markets
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
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26 Sep 2012 11:42am
^ I've found on numerous occasions that the Coles butcher is better than the "real" butcher.

cisco said...

What we call and accept as bananas were actually developed in the "Gardens of Kew" from very sparse (ie mostly seed and not much flesh) examples brought back from South America which were then hybridised to be fatter and supposedly more palatable.

Some of the Amazonian tribe's staple diet consists of banana stew/pudding/soup of which a certain amount is human spittle.

Anybody who wants the REAL backpacker experience should go there.



And here's me thinking they were a random cross-pollination, similar to the ass that comes from a donkey and a horse, that occurred in South-East Asia.

This was damn interesting:
www.damninteresting.com/the-unfortunate-sex-life-of-the-banana/

Dr Funk
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NSW
348 posts
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26 Sep 2012 11:54am
theDoctor said...



if you wanted to go the conspiracy trail

you'd say they peeled the nanna's first cause word is catching on that nanna skins can help cure everything from warts to hep-c to HIV and the big C...

but its' most likely that consumers are put off by the brown spots on the nanna skin, when in reality, it indicates the best moment for the nanna to be eaten..

and really ripe nannas', like black and squishy and a little bit pungent... are rumored to be slightly hallucinogenic....


My grand dad used to eat my nanna all the time......I think that's why she was always smiling......
tatkins
tatkins
QLD
344 posts
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26 Sep 2012 12:26pm
Its to stop people drying out and smoking the skins.

Banana skins and alcohol are banned in some parts of the world
FlySurfer
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26 Sep 2012 12:39pm
Will I get packaged bananas in Hell?
What about caned fruit?
Will Juliar be there? I think she got a stomach bug from the Bananas.

I'm certain I'll get an iPhone 666 while queuing up at the gates!
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
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26 Sep 2012 1:41pm
What I want to know is who is packing them???? Because the bastard is eating some of it ?????!!!!!!
seanhogan
seanhogan
QLD
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26 Sep 2012 6:09pm
can we have them sliced ?
fingerbone
fingerbone
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26 Sep 2012 7:35pm



This is much tastier....
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
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26 Sep 2012 6:43pm
^ uuggghh. Why dont't they sell those here ?
tmurray
tmurray
WA
485 posts
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26 Sep 2012 7:09pm
www.bobevansgrocery.com/our-brands/bob-evans-egg-whites/?prid=2

You can get raw eggs in a milk carton. Apparently it's better than eggs in a shell, but I couldn't figure out why.
They've been around in the US for ages.

Also my local fruit and veg shop sells pre-hulled strawberries in a styrofoam and gladwrap package. I guess some people like to buy a product that goes off in a few hours rather than a few days so that they can save all that precious time cutting the ends off strawberries.
NotWal
NotWal
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26 Sep 2012 9:12pm
Maybe they are cleverly repackaging the ones with lots of black marks.
When they get a bit bruised they fly them of to a third world country where urchins peel them and repackage them for $1 a tonne.
VB MAN
VB MAN
1156 posts
1156 posts
27 Sep 2012 2:51pm
theDoctor said...


seriously...?




Pre-peeled bananas re-packaged in cellophane-covered foam trays. One of the reasons bananas have been billed as the world's most perfect food is that they come with their own biodegradable packaging straight off the tree. And it's not like you need a knife or some wacky kitchen contraption to peel them.
monkeys peel there own bananas.... ARE YOU STUPIDER THAN A MONKEY..?


Showed that pic to one of my girlfriends. She said YEAHHHHHH
VB MAN
VB MAN
1156 posts
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27 Sep 2012 3:08pm
theDoctor said...


seriously...?




Pre-peeled bananas re-packaged in cellophane-covered foam trays. One of the reasons bananas have been billed as the world's most perfect food is that they come with their own biodegradable packaging straight off the tree. And it's not like you need a knife or some wacky kitchen contraption to peel them.
monkeys peel there own bananas.... ARE YOU STUPIDER THAN A MONKEY..?


Yo Doc, love most of your postings, but this is and should continue to be a fun site.
Yes I fully believe 911 was an inside job
Yes I fully believe that the whole afghanistan thing is a hoax
Yes I fully believe Martin Bryant was a patsy
But take it elsewhere dude
Let us enjoy the little time we have left OK
Get it ???
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
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27 Sep 2012 9:04pm
too much vb tonight, man? i think you missed the tone and point of doc's original post. take a breath, reread and think before you type eh?
(and the monkey quote is from the simpsons, don't take offence).
dafrog
dafrog
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28 Sep 2012 7:04pm
that too:



WTF
Haircut
Haircut
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28 Sep 2012 10:17pm
seanhogan said...

can we have them sliced ?


brilliant

i'm told that peeling them increases storage life when chilled, plus the skins usually go black when frozen
jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
899 posts
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28 Sep 2012 10:08pm
hahahahahaahahah AHHAHAHHhHHHHAHHAHAHhhHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA

aaaaaahhhhh

effin idiots
FlySurfer
FlySurfer
NSW
4460 posts
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2 Oct 2012 1:11pm
FlySurfer said...
Will I get packaged bananas in Hell?
What about caned fruit?
Will Juliar be there? I think she got a stomach bug from the Bananas.

I'm certain I'll get an iPhone 666 while queuing up at the gates!


Apple Friday close: $666.66

www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-09-28/apple-has-satanic-close-quarter
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
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2 Oct 2012 2:29pm
6 is the first perfect number.
busterwa
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2 Oct 2012 12:39pm
Don't pass go don't collect 200$$$
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