If you still thinking about visiting our beautiful Gold Coast
I have quick tutorial guide for you.
1
.First and foremost. Don't bring your wife/girl to the sailing spot with you.
Under no circumstances she could see that your newest sail costs more then her bag or shoes.
You are died.
You can leave her at a shopping mall- which means anywhere on Gold Cost.
Tell her simply , you want her to go with you on but there are water spiders everywhere there.
You are done !

2.
What sails take with you ? 
Yep that is important. You need for Gold Conditions the more recent Gucci sails and Prada board to match.
The colors in fashion are now blue and rainbow. You could be barefoot but without right sail you cant go far here.
3.
Fin recomandation ! 
Don't bother at all.
Nobody could see your fancy Carbon Fibre Z-fin once you in the water.
Beside you are going to loose half of it on the crab pots and shallows
by the end of day.
4.Right of way on the water 
If you still think in old categories: Right-Left, Starboard-Port, Green-Red
forget all this crap.
Rule of the thumb. The bigger and faster have always right of way.
That apply to all boats /yachts you will see ( too late unfortunately most of the time ) .
Which translate more expensive is free to go , you wait.
As to the other wind gliders there are only two rules:
a) either you are above 120 kg
b) of display karate black belt
now you could go, people make room for you.
5.Winglers be aware !
If you are wingler you will be in good company here, don't worry.
All you need to do is find a square meter still free of other wing gliders and you could sail whole day long
6> Kitesurfers
If you want to talk to our very friendly Gold Coast kite surfers,
buy yourself a ticket to Bali first.
But you are in luck if you want to sail here, 90% of Broadwater is too shallow for windsurfers so you can enjoy the lot.
Hight tide, low tide.
Just don't jump over polies. Windsurfers mast are higher that you think at first, then is too late.
They will beat you, they will smash your board to pieces and cut lines to macaroni spaghettis.
7.Crab Pots .The most important, Should be first.DO NOT ARGUE WITH CRAB POTS !
Crab pot is always right ( even if is not ! ( like your wife/girl) )
Crab pot could be everywhere and always had right of way .
Arguing with crab pots get you your fin missing and your front teethes too.
8. Wind
to check actual wind speed
look at the Macro on the water
a) Macro submerged - Mean wind below 7 Bofourt - you can go sail now
b) Macro sailing and few others too - take sailing on your own risk
c) Macro planning - possibly wind too strong, get day off
go for a beer to the pub nearby.
9 Sharks ?
Everybody know that they are there
below
ready to eat you.
So don't think about it
at all.
Just try not to fall the gybe, stay above water all the time . Finish your run deep on the sandy beach.
Just I beg you! DONT THINK ABOUT SHARKS! DONT THINK ABOUT SHARKS !
Repeat the mantra few times and your jibes improve in no time at all !
10. AnglersIf you are really too poor to buy anything floating with wind on water,
then Gold Coast is the best place for you too be.
You need a ride on borrowed boat to the middle sandbank , get you kids and wife too.
Throw the longest line you have across water , so nobody could pass.
Ooopls. I mean no windsurfing mob can not but boats with propellers are excluded. You are not going to get any fish here , but I promise whole family absolute fun. Teach your kids that magic words every time windsurfers touch your lines.
Get few stones and try your luck, aim for head, if no sail is good also.
11.House on the water
If you still have any houseboat that didn't sink you are the lucky to be on Gold Coast.
There is plenty of water to anchor your house and all for free of charge. Just remember the living on the water is not healthy for you so when buying a house on the land
do so at reasonable distance. You need to come every week ( 7 day) to move your floating coffin to different location
in accordance to marine law. Take you time then , relief a bit, nobody is looking where the surrige is going and crabs that anglers will eat later love that stuff from your bottom end.
You need to anchor properly to swing perfectly cover the sailing runway. Spare dinghy with extra long lead attached will help
to teach the lesson windthingies here.
12.TIDES
there are only two on Gold Coast
Too LOW- tide when water is too shallow for you to sail
Too HIGH -tide- sandbanks are covered and chop too big for you to sail, stay home
13.
thanks Zak for movie. Zak is our windsurfing instructor, Wingging now !
14.
thank you Phill for the move. Phil is one of our best speed surfers, You could meet him on the mountain bike ride mostly
15.
Thank you Justin for the movie. Justin is our Jumping Genius guy.