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There's an app for everything

Created by Sandfoot Sandfoot  > 9 months ago, 30 Sep 2015
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Sandfoot
Sandfoot

VIC

571 posts

30 Sep 2015 9:43am
I've seen the NSW government is developing a shark tracking app so we know where whitey is....??? But it's already been done...



Vince68
Vince68

WA

675 posts

30 Sep 2015 8:37am
Ok if the bastard has been tagged
Cambodge
Cambodge

VIC

851 posts

30 Sep 2015 11:27am
So, there were three tagged sharks somewhere in a 100 and 100s of square kilometres area a few hundred kilometres North-West of Santiago a few hours ago. Useful. But at least we know their names.

Why on Earth would we, as water users, want to know where the sharks are? There's probably one shark or another nearby all the time. You'd never get in the water!
dmitri
dmitri

VIC

1040 posts

30 Sep 2015 11:45am
its not an app for everything...

now that's the app for everything play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=bg.bozho.dumbphone&hl=en
westozwind
westozwind

WA

1416 posts

30 Sep 2015 11:35am
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Cambodge said..
So, there were three tagged sharks somewhere in a 100 and 100s of square kilometres area a few hundred kilometres North-West of Santiago a few hours ago. Useful. But at least we know their names.

Why on Earth would we, as water users, want to know where the sharks are? There's probably one shark or another nearby all the time. You'd never get in the water!


So why is that a bad thing? Go get that app everyone! Less punters on the water :)
zarb
zarb

NSW

696 posts

30 Sep 2015 4:33pm
I feel that the most useful part of this app is now I know their names. Who names a shark Wyatt?
Jupiter
Jupiter

2156 posts

30 Sep 2015 3:25pm
Would I be able to know accurately, within 5 metres say, whether there are sharks near me while I am desperately trying to water start on a windless day, about 2 Km outside ?

Now, would I be sent into a panic mode if I actually have such information ? Would I soil my teeny weeny red budgie smuggler ? What kind of phone do I need to obtain such "useful/helpful" information while out on the water ? Hands-free ? Voice recognition ? Brain waves ? ESP ? So many questions so few coherent answers !

On the issue of being up to the minute on what is going on. How about the app that allows you to track your pizza order ? I really like that advert with that "bright" young dude lazing across the couch, holding on his iiiiiPhone, and telling his friends that he knows exactly where his pizza is. His female friend (presumably his admiring girlfriend) gave him an approving glance and a smile. "You clever sexy stud you are" !

Would it be easier to just bloody well go and buy that damn pizza himself if he has all that time to check on the pizza boy's progress ? I love this apps thing, really I do
Skid
Skid

QLD

1499 posts

1 Oct 2015 12:20pm
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zarb said..
I feel that the most useful part of this app is now I know their names. Who names a shark Wyatt?


I hope they named at least one of them "Bruce"
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