You know who you are... go for it...

No pictures

How good are vaccines, Bitcoin and Climate issues to discuss at parties.

Did I miss any?

The 2020 election was stolen

What do you mean? I can't put a picture up ?...I want to ..so I can feel like I'm so very cool and everything I say is way more important than anything anyone else views are. And why can't I disregard , disrespect and disrupt your fun and sense of humour that I can't do by starting my own thread, but this does get me more feedback,- if I hijack this thread ( obviously the second best thread, now only to be beaten by the funny IMAGES thread) Gee I'm awesome yeah!. here is my picture so I can know I'm cool and break your un funny, no pictures thread..



like the comments in a thread specifically for funny pictures should be , my pictures is invisible- I'm so awesome- please verify my life view by replying with photos not words! Disrupt, disobey and destroy

You can try to silence the masses all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that no 'scientists' have ever conducted an experiment with tupperware where they place a set number of pieces in a sealed room and waited to see how many lids and bases there were after a period of time.

I'm sorry, but I just don't beLIEve it. For starters where would they get funding ? Show me the empirical proof.

This is just calling millions of scientists and tupperware users liars.


And also, you can delete the evidence but when potato salad goes bad, it does not acquire a tiny revolver and holdup the pickles jar and the sauce bottle in the refridgerator. It simply doesn't happen that way. Listen to the science. Do your own research.

When potato salad goes bad it is predominanlty because of salmonella, listeria and other bacterial infections growing due to the raw egg ingredients and/or an incorrect storage temperature.

Anything else is fake news.

Has anyone seen my missing sock?

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Brent in Qld said..
Has anyone seen my missing sock?

You mean you only have one missing???

No pictures??? Sorry, couldn't help myself.

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decrepit said..

Brent in Qld said..
Has anyone seen my missing sock?

You mean you only have one missing???

Always just one.
I've done my own research and concluded that my distrust of cats has been exposed through my social media activity. These ancient feline GODs have now tapped into the all knowing WEB and take a single sock off the close line at random intervals.
ALWAYS JUST ONE...

Weird, I always end up with a bunch of odd socks, obviously something less civilised that those cat Gods

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Brent in Qld said..

decrepit said..

Brent in Qld said..
Has anyone seen my missing sock?

You mean you only have one missing???

Always just one.
I've done my own research and concluded that my distrust of cats has been exposed through my social media activity. These ancient feline GODs have now tapped into the all knowing WEB and take a single sock off the close line at random intervals.
ALWAYS JUST ONE...

Maybe your close line isn't close enough?

No, I think it's more likely an errant vacuum cleaner

It's a work day

Geez...one day in, and there are already two pictures in the Un-Funny Comments thread - better known as the "UFC".

As a side note, a mate of mine who is a keen observer once told me that you know you've left the Perth Metro area when they put grated carrot in your hamburger.

Oh and another one:

Gerard Whateley on ABC a few years back during a rain-delay at the cricket:

"The weather bureau said there was only a 20% chance of rain. Looks like they were wrong again."

Unfunny.

THE

WORD

IS

UNFUNNY.

UNFUNNY ya say



TAX DEPARTMENT

absolutely, no bloody sense of humour.

If this is unfunny only, then how come it isn't restricted to comments only from lotofwind ?

School Holidays

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decrepit said..
Weird, I always end up with a bunch of odd socks, obviously something less civilised that those cat Gods

One day I realised there was only 2 or 3 pairs of socks left in my drawer. I asked my wife if she knew where my socks could have gone? She said, "Oh, I put the odd ones aside when I'm folding the washing until I find the matching one." She showed me where she kept them in the laundry. There were 24 socks there...12 perfect pairs.

So not God cats, its been your wife Harrow?
Never saw that coming.
I must have been lied to.
I'll blame the MSM and those who don't think like me.

Chump of mine lost his virginity to a sock , prob explains his foot fetish

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Harrow said..

decrepit said..
Weird, I always end up with a bunch of odd socks, obviously something less civilised that those cat Gods

One day I realised there was only 2 or 3 pairs of socks left in my drawer. I asked my wife if she knew where my socks could have gone? She said, "Oh, I put the odd ones aside when I'm folding the washing until I find the matching one." She showed me where she kept them in the laundry. There were 24 socks there...12 perfect pairs.

You got close there. She was working her way down, and when she got to zero socks, the next step was to get rid of you.

Lucky you got in there first.

I have to be sodomised by a stranger again as the heart medications that are keeping me alive are burning holes in my stomach and throat... #pfizer