Often people use a tag line or quote at the end of emails and postings have you seen some good lines? Some that I found and like.....


"Violence may not be the answer but it sure cuts down on the questions."

"The difference between Knowledge and Wisdom is... Knowledge is the knowing of facts.... Wisdom is the sensible application of good quality knowledge..."

"The eye is easy to fool, the ear is very much harder. "

"There’s a sucker born every minute" P.T. Barnum

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." Andy Rooney

I count him braver he who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self


It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought
without accepting it. – Aristotle



"Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough
men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." - George Orwell


"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame."
- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

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Science gave us planes and sky scrapers but it took religion to bring them together...

sausage said...

"Opinions are like arseholes.........everybody's got one"

Sausage... apparently, you should say "butterflies", not "arseholes"...

You can have any colour you like as long as its black - Henry Ford.

One of my faves

Ok these are my favourite because im pretentious

"Do you realise if it wern't for edison we'd be watching T.V by candle light?" - Al Boliska

"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? they never mention that part to us do ther?" - George Carlin

"All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painfull death than animals that know nothing" - Maurice Maeterlinck

"Suicide is a man's way of telling God, 'you can't fire me I quit!'" - Bill Maher

"Any idiot can face a crisis- It's day to day living that wears you out." - Anton Chekhov

"Go to heaven for the climate, hell for the company" - Mark Twain

"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." - George Burns

"I failed to make the chess team because of my height" - Woody Allen

"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member" - Groucho Marx

"When you are courting a nice girl a hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. Thats relativity." - Albert Einstein

"Common sense is not so common" - Voltaire

"Two things are infinate: the universe and human stupidity; and i'm not sure about the universe" - Albert Einstein

"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have." - Don Herold

"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him." - Winston Churchill

"I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me." - stephen Fry

"Its eich not heich"

or

"Its date-a not darter"

"I plan to live forever...so far, so good!"

and

"If at first you don't succeed...destroy all evidence that you tried"


...and basically any other Stephen Wright lines!
www.jokes2go.com/lists/list74.html

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Robert Benchley

Gradually, by selective breeding, the congenital differences between rulers and ruled will increase until they become almost different species. A revolt of the plebs would become as unthinkable as an organized insurrection of sheep against the practice of eating mutton.

- Lord Bertrand Russell, The Impact of Science on Society, 1953

credit where credit is due Ginger Pom, you are able to put a 'spin' on practically anything.

ever thought about getting a job working for the Big Brother Corporation or Foxy News.

and can you put a 'spin' on this for me as well.

see how good your 'spin' skills are here.

remember what he said is on video.






Bill Gates,

The world today has 6.8 billion people. That's headed up to about 9 billion. Now if we do a really great job on new vaccines, health care, reproductive health services, we lower that by perhaps 10 or 15 percent."1 (author’s emphasis).

In plain English, one of the most powerful men in the world states clearly that he expects vaccines to be used to reduce population growth.

petermac33 said...

and can you put a 'spin' on this for me as well.

see how good your 'spin' skills are here.

remember what he said is on video.






Bill Gates,

The world today has 6.8 billion people. That's headed up to about 9 billion. Now if we do a really great job on new vaccines, health care, reproductive health services, we lower that by perhaps 10 or 15 percent."1 (author’s emphasis).

In plain English, one of the most powerful men in the world states clearly that he expects vaccines to be used to reduce population growth.

Did you actually bother to watch the video? Or are you just wasting our time by mindlessly quoting the senseless taken-out-of-context drivel of your brain dead conspiracy theorist heros YET AGAIN?? Do you actually have anything real to say that isn't a fanboy quote from one of those morons?

Since you quoted Bertrand Russell (and just to stay a little on topic), here's another quote from him you may like:

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

You may like to remember that one next time you're reading reports from those idiots.

so ginger pom anyone who quotes from one of the rich/elite is an 'idiot'.

maxm...mindlessly quoting the senseless taken-out-of-context drivel of your brain dead conspiracy theorist heros YET AGAIN?? Do you actually have anything real to say.

as mindless a comment that is, at least it's a response.[taken out of context]


in my post ginger pom, i never gave a viewpoint that everyone who is rich is evil and everyone powerful is in a big gang together. THEY ARE YOUR WORDS.

you did not respond to my post in full, short of ridicule.

look, the next day off you get,go to your local doc,get shot up with all those goodies in the vaccine[mercury, aluminium, aborted fetal tissue[cannibalism] so you can[supposedly] prevent all those nasty diseases!

yes ginger pom, i forgot to close my bracket and start with a capital letter......and that to you makes it all rubbish.

for the good of your own health ginger pom, keep shooting up m,a + aft.[cannibilism]

and soon you will need to go see someone too.

Ginger-Pom, I fear that this may be you if you continue to try to conduct an argument based on reason with Pmac..