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Created by Ugly Ugly  > 9 months ago, 16 Jan 2015
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Ugly
Ugly

WA

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16 Jan 2015 7:26am
While kiting yesterday arvo i was coming in to jibe in the shore brake not more than 3 meters from the beach. as i went into the jibe a seal the size of my surf board appeared right in the line off the turn.
i ended up over the top of him as i stalled the board as to not hit it and he came out from under the board out of the water about 2 feet teeth raised an all. he took of one direction and i swooped the kite down wind and got the hell out of there laughing all the way and i think out of fright.
came in about hour late and the **** stain had washed of.


Sailhack
Sailhack

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16 Jan 2015 11:59am
A few years back I windsurfed past half a seal...blood trail and all! It didn't stop me from sailing that day, although I was much more focused on nailing my jibes!
shoodbegood
shoodbegood

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16 Jan 2015 11:03pm
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Ugly said..
While kiting yesterday arvo i was coming in to jibe in the shore brake not more than 3 meters from the beach. as i went into the jibe a seal the size of my surf board appeared right in the line off the turn.
i ended up over the top of him as i stalled the board as to not hit it and he came out from under the board out of the water about 2 feet teeth raised an all. he took of one direction and i swooped the kite down wind and got the hell out of there laughing all the way and i think out of fright.
came in about hour late and the **** stain had washed of.




Great experience !
One question for the kiters and sailors, do you jibe a kite ?
Me thinks not
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

16 Jan 2015 8:45pm
Question also is when did it cease to become "gybe"


Meg1122
Meg1122

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16 Jan 2015 11:11pm
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Mark _australia said..
Question also is when did it cease to become "gybe"




Jibe - U.S., Gybe - British (or English if you prefer), guess we're becoming more and more Americanised or should I say Americanized? I don't think many people eat biscuits anymore either, even Subway sells cookies .

mkseven
mkseven

QLD

2315 posts

17 Jan 2015 8:30am
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Sailhack said...
A few years back I windsurfed past half a seal...blood trail and all! It didn't stop me from sailing that day, although I was much more focused on nailing my jibes!


Well if it had only just eaten it wasnt going to be hungry.

Makes you wonder though why eat just half. As a kid I found a turtle at one of the spots we windsurf now. Turtle was big but 1/3 of it was gone in one bite, the size of bite where you go I could be eaten whole. But then why just take one bite. Oh there is a bowl of icecream i'll just have one spoon of it.
Smithy
Smithy

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859 posts

17 Jan 2015 10:06am
While kiting some years back in light winds I noticed something about 15m upwind yellowish in colour slumped in the water, looked like a human body face down, flesh discoloured from water and decay. It was about 500m offshore.

With heart in mouth I struggled to get back upwind in light conditions contemplating dragging a dead body to shore. After 10 minutes of short tacking I managed to get close enough to see it was just the foam out of an old car seat, I have never been so relieved...
RPM
RPM

RPM

WA

1549 posts

17 Jan 2015 4:42pm
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shoodbegood said...
Ugly said..
While kiting yesterday arvo i was coming in to jibe in the shore brake not more than 3 meters from the beach. as i went into the jibe a seal the size of my surf board appeared right in the line off the turn.
i ended up over the top of him as i stalled the board as to not hit it and he came out from under the board out of the water about 2 feet teeth raised an all. he took of one direction and i swooped the kite down wind and got the hell out of there laughing all the way and i think out of fright.
came in about hour late and the **** stain had washed of.




Great experience !
One question for the kiters and sailors, do you jibe a kite ?
Me thinks not


Correct however old windsurfers call it sailing and gybing so let them have their glory.
landyacht
landyacht

WA

5921 posts

18 Jan 2015 4:00pm
had a seal experience on the windward side of garden island in the late 70's.
mate and I sailing a flying ant with open stern . baot suddenly tilted aft and a freakin seal slid up onto the deck .
scared the bejesus out of us all . seal shot straight off the bow.
later that day coming home a dolphin came up under the boat and almost capsized us . i reckon he'd been tlking to the seal and decided to continue the days fun.
i do wonder now if the seal was trying to get away from a shark, even though they were almost extinct back then
Scoob
Scoob

WA

88 posts

18 Jan 2015 4:34pm
On the Swan one morning, racing a yacht, saw a body floating in water. The body was not far from the spit near Majestic.

Sailed approximately a kilometre, to investigate. Chat went quiet and mood turned somber as we contemplated how to handle what lay ahead.

Got to the body, only to find a half inflated 'sex' doll.

Great relief all round..... but not of a kind intended by the doll.
mick14
mick14

SA

343 posts

18 Jan 2015 8:42pm
I've seen footage of a kiteboarder both tacking and jibing on a foil board. Its a fine line between a jibe and a backroll-transition.
jn1
jn1

jn1

SA

2683 posts

18 Jan 2015 9:47pm
The gybes the kiters do at North Haven on surf boards look pretty legit to me

Funny story Scoob

nebbian
nebbian

WA

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19 Jan 2015 12:14am
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shoodbegood said..

Great experience !
One question for the kiters and sailors, do you jibe a kite ?
Me thinks not


The kite's easy, but gybing the board is fricken hard! (directional)

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