Sorry about the self promotion. I am an arms dealer who specialise in out-of-this-world weaponry. The Star War movie fits perfectly in my kind of territory as it is bloody "out there"
Lets face it, when you have those gravity-defying flying objects zipping around the universe, with no trails of fumes behind, you know the Star War folks have the latest and the best technology under control. Yet, the weapons they used in hand-to-hand combats in Star War are stone -age stuff. A light sabre which is nothing but a souped up fluorescent light tube, is a disgrace.
As a space-age arms dealer, I have a shed-load of weapons I can offload to any future Star War cash machine. My weapons can turn your enemies into dust. They are called "Atomizer Mk III". So no need to get too close to your enemies for the risk of having your arms chopped off. My Atomizer can vaporize someone before you even see them over the horizon. So it is safe for you, but not to your enemies
The first 100 callers will get a set of steak knives thrown in for free. But hurry...Offers are limited. For a very affordable price of $19.99 over 5 payments plus $9.99 P&H, it is all yours.
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