Was down the doggy park with my hound the other day (very large park), and was chatting with a lady dog owner whilst we were both puffing away.
We were at least 30 metres downwind of soccer playing kids in at least 15 knots.
A soccer dad approached us and ask if we could "move on" as the children, could SEE us smoking.
My first thought was to poke this guy in the eye with the hot end as the way he approached us was very cop like.
My second thought was to tell / explain to him that the only person who has noticed us smoking was himself.
My third thought (which was the only thing that stopped me from telling this ^^^t to ^^^k off ) was that I was doing some good ground work on lady dog owner, and would have hated for her to see anything but the true gentleman that I am.
So we moved on.
To her place