I have a new Chinese work “colleague” and she’s always singing some Chinese BS. Now I don’t mind people making noise but WTF it sounds terrible.
It’s like “Sha shiii chiii chaaa shhhhhhhhsshhhh ching shhhhshshhhhsh” I spoke to my other colleague and he said he doesn’t mind it, even though she sounds terrible.

What would you do? She seems very traditional Chinesey and is going to take offense if I tell her to SHUT THE FARK UP.

WTF she's at it right now!

I've tried to ignore it but it's soooooo bad, I can't any more.

Not only does she sing like a crow dying... when she eats she makes a noise like some kind of pig at a trough.

And the freak also talks to herself!!!! Or maybe it's the singing.

She's still farking at it... even after I asked her to sing in tune!
God damn it; lead injection is too easy to trace.

I'm sure she's a commy spy... singing Moa PLA stuff.

Buy her a big bag of Chuppa chups

I am all for solutions...not talking about one

FlySurfer said...

when she eats she makes a noise like some kind of pig at a trough.

Cultural thing...

Came across this and was wondering
if she wanted nooky..or was showing you
what actually happens during nooky


Sorry totally off the subject

poor relative said...

Sh!t in her work desk draw

Failing that leave a dead horses head on her work station with a note on it saying stop the singing when she leaves one night

Go with the draw.

Wow, never thought I'd read so much hostility on someone being happy @work! Settle down mo-fos.

Ask her to teach you the lyrics & you can become a duet! You might also get a bit of culture.

Btw, I used to sing whilst I work (also can't hold a tune), it was when I was enjoying what I was doing...and when no-one else was around.

FlySurfer said...

I have a new Chinese work “colleague” and she’s always singing some Chinese BS. Now I don’t mind people making noise but WTF it sounds terrible.
It’s like “Sha shiii chiii chaaa shhhhhhhhsshhhh ching shhhhshshhhhsh” I spoke to my other colleague and he said he doesn’t mind it, even though she sounds terrible.

What would you do? She seems very traditional Chinesey and is going to take offense if I tell her to SHUT THE FARK UP.

WTF she's at it right now!

I've tried to ignore it but it's soooooo bad, I can't any more.

Not only does she sing like a crow dying... when she eats she makes a noise like some kind of pig at a trough.

And the freak also talks to herself!!!! Or maybe it's the singing.

If I was you Flysurfer I would pull my head in and hope like hell that this young lady and your company don't get wind of this forum topic. You could line up as the cause of a nice big payout for discrimination/harassment in her favour and from what I read that could be fully justified. Just because its behind her back doesn't diminish the intent.

Nah.. blast Joe Dolce (massive seller all over the world - even today!).
If no luck, sh!t in her shoe.. put that in the drawer and then sing Sweet child o' mine in falsetto.. for 8 hrs.


Er.. being serious for a moment, surely she cannot expect to defend singing to the distraction of colleagues and should understand if (politely) asked to refrain?

If not see the 1st para.

Is she hot?...... because that'd really affect the way i dealt with it.

if she's not hot i'd ridicule her and sing terribly and do a bad piss take of her.
if she is hot: i'd sing harmony

(.......i'm going to find that folding shirts video again)

colinwill78 said...

Is she hot?...... because that'd really affect the way i dealt with it.

I didn't think of that.

Get her into porn.

you should still sh!t in her desk, just to drill the point home

Gee, thanks for sharing japie.

maxm said...

Gee, thanks for sharing japie.

I guess you have to know the guy to find it funny but it does serve as a warning not to piss people off at work and I thought it mentionable after the ****ting in the drawer suggestion which I see also got red thumbed.

The same guy jambed the photocopier while copying his bare arse and was locked up for setting haystacks on fire with a bow and arrow.

Like I say, creative.