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Created by Harrow Harrow  > 9 months ago, 5 Jul 2019
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Harrow
Harrow

NSW

4521 posts

5 Jul 2019 9:18am
A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of frogs. The sign says:

'SEX FROGS'
Only $20 each!
Comes with 'complete' instructions.

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, 'I'll TAKE one!'
As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, 'Just follow the instructions!'

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does EXACTLY what is specified:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.
4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been trained to do.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.

She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, 'If you have any problems or questions . please call the pet store.'

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, 'I'll be right over.' Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, 'See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!'

The man . . . looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:

' LISTEN TO ME!!

I'm only going to show you how to do this

ONE ... MORE ... TIME!!!'
kato
kato

VIC

3513 posts

5 Jul 2019 10:16am
Love it !!!!
Razzonater
Razzonater

2224 posts

5 Jul 2019 11:23am
Imax1
Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

5 Jul 2019 2:44pm
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Razzonater said..


I'm worried Razzenator .
Im not sure what's more disturbing , you looking up for frog sex videos or just having one in your collection .
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

5 Jul 2019 3:37pm
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

5 Jul 2019 3:38pm
farkin pics. If it doesn't rotate the damn thing, it just ignores the link completely. grrrr
Imax1
Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

5 Jul 2019 6:23pm
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Mark _australia said..
farkin pics. If it doesn't rotate the damn thing, it just ignores the link completely. grrrr


Your going to have to talk us though it
Razzonater
Razzonater

2224 posts

5 Jul 2019 10:13pm
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Imax1 said..

Razzonater said..



I'm worried Razzenator .
Im not sure what's more disturbing , you looking up for frog sex videos or just having one in your collection .


I got this sent to me as an email link, I made sure once I received it I distributed it as far and wide as possible.
Let me tell you guys about the birds and the bees
Harrow
Harrow

NSW

4521 posts

6 Jul 2019 8:12am
I heard they moved that chimp into the snapping turtle enclosure.
Adriano
Adriano

11206 posts

6 Jul 2019 6:20am
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Razzonater said..


Must be indoctrinated by "lefties"
Harrow
Harrow

NSW

4521 posts

6 Jul 2019 8:44am
My thread.... no stupid, unrelated, pointless, brain dead politics.
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