Hate the little f##kers !

Sand only flys when it's windy,.. which means it's a good day for a windsurf.
You can't have it both ways. Sand flys and sailing,. or no sand flys and no saiing.


Or did you mean sand FLIES?
Because they are around when it's not windy and they are rotten little things.

Actually, the worst ones are up around the beaches at Lakeside in Cape Range National Park.
There's some great reefs to snorkel around near there and when you come out of the water, the little sods land on you and bite you like crazy.
A week or two later, wherever you were bitten, you come out in red pimples like chicken pox, and it's really itchy.

For some reason they don't bite until after you get wet.

I can be around 20 other people... no one gets bitten except me....

In my younger days I got hammered by them.. We counted over 300 bites between my ankles and shorts and on my arms....I didnt even feel them bite me,mind you I was a bit of a drinker back then.

Singular, "sandfly". Plural, "sandflies".

ikw777 said..

Singular, "sandfly". Plural, "sandflies".

you gotta cut some slack; poor Queenslander missed a year of schooling due to the genius system, except no-one worked out what to sacrifice so everything misses out.

ikw777 said..

Singular, "sandfly". Plural, "sandflies".

The Urban Dictionary provides the following definition for a Spelling Nazi:

"a person who freaks out when a little spelling mistake has occured or has be a constant little asshole about it."

Okay, spell Hyppo... Hipooptam.... argh **** it !