Brilliant stuff.
On the end of the finger to capture the last Shapes ORIGINAL peppers. Scooping up the last shards of BBQ chips from the packet. Rub it on your arm when you get an insect bite. Your girlfriend is glad of its assistance. Use it to clean crap off your kids face. And its free.

And a viscous throat oyster can be used to lubricate an uncountable number of things