We need to create at least one thread on our SB forum to demonstrate to your wife, why on hell you need to spend so much time on that computer.

I suggest we could create a thread full of delicious cooking receipts.

Handy tips how to do washing and perfect ironing,

Share enthusiasm how to make your floors shiny clean.

Links to the best shopping links to imported from Italy shoos and handbags may be sold only at fraction of the new sailboards.

Thread so smart that will stream by itself Youtube cooking program endlessly.

We could start this wonderful thread with this lesson.

Q: It seems to be a very complicated machine. So many buttons, Could you advise me which one to press to start washing dishes now?

My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw

Ironing Tips.That is the greatest tip ever! I would happily take kids to the cinema now you do this ironing.

Mopping to excellence training.
In mere 3 hours, you could learn on this instructional video how to make your floors shiny clean. Vidoe cost only $500 per hour but you will receive free three microfibre refills at the cost of four if you order online now! get your credit card ready

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myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw

You found me

This link should keep your wife happy and busy for next few hours.
( That you need to check urgently water temperature at nearest beach. Since you joined recently Anti-Global Warming Association - you are required to do so regularly now. )

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myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw

huh... not a practical place for the lube username... not doing your job properly

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myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw

My ex wife's best friend wants to date me.



What could go wrong?

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saltiest1 said..

myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw

My ex wife's best friend wants to date me.



What could go wrong?

As long as its not the same type of best friend as Myusernam's wife's, I say go for it.

Nothing can go wrong! Its not like your ex-wife wants to date your best friend. Its not your problem.

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FormulaNova said..

saltiest1 said..

myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw

My ex wife's best friend wants to date me.



What could go wrong?

As long as its not the same type of best friend as Myusernam's wife's, I say go for it.

Nothing can go wrong! Its not like your ex-wife wants to date your best friend. Its not your problem.

Once bitten...

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saltiest1 said..My ex wife's best friend wants to date me. What could go wrong?

No no

think about what could go right. Might be brief but c'mon - the one u knock back is the one you never got

Post pic of subject for further advice.

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saltiest1 said..

myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw

My ex wife's best friend wants to date me.



What could go wrong?

You might end up getting nothing but bad vibes, or a date with Cauncy?

This topic went downhill really fast. 10/10

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saltiest1 said..

myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw

My ex wife's best friend wants to date me.



What could go wrong?

His names Quentin

That is encouraging.
At least there is someone you could tell about your failing gybes again and again.
And they all tree will listen

Never too late to educate ....

many prefer to read this before good sleep, instead of counting sheeps

make me sammich?

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busterwa said..
make me sammich?

get your girly nearby ready
50x in the row is a big ask for both of you

sorry for you a bit as you could miss on the nice breeze over next three days or so ...

Pimp my ride?