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SB = your wife best friend

Created by Macroscien Macroscien  > 9 months ago, 19 Mar 2018
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Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

19 Mar 2018 3:20pm
We need to create at least one thread on our SB forum to demonstrate to your wife, why on hell you need to spend so much time on that computer.

I suggest we could create a thread full of delicious cooking receipts.

Handy tips how to do washing and perfect ironing,

Share enthusiasm how to make your floors shiny clean.

Links to the best shopping links to imported from Italy shoos and handbags may be sold only at fraction of the new sailboards.

Thread so smart that will stream by itself Youtube cooking program endlessly.



Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

19 Mar 2018 3:24pm
We could start this wonderful thread with this lesson.

Q: It seems to be a very complicated machine. So many buttons, Could you advise me which one to press to start washing dishes now?




myusernam
myusernam

QLD

6154 posts

19 Mar 2018 3:33pm
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw
Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

19 Mar 2018 3:34pm
Ironing Tips.That is the greatest tip ever! I would happily take kids to the cinema now you do this ironing.





Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

19 Mar 2018 3:41pm
Mopping to excellence training.
In mere 3 hours, you could learn on this instructional video how to make your floors shiny clean. Vidoe cost only $500 per hour but you will receive free three microfibre refills at the cost of four if you order online now! get your credit card ready



cauncy
cauncy

WA

8407 posts

19 Mar 2018 1:47pm
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myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw


You found me
Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

19 Mar 2018 3:50pm
This link should keep your wife happy and busy for next few hours.
( That you need to check urgently water temperature at nearest beach. Since you joined recently Anti-Global Warming Association - you are required to do so regularly now. )


bazz61
bazz61

QLD

3570 posts

19 Mar 2018 5:47pm
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myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw


huh... not a practical place for the lube username... not doing your job properly
saltiest1
saltiest1

NSW

2562 posts

19 Mar 2018 7:11pm
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myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw


My ex wife's best friend wants to date me.



What could go wrong?
FormulaNova
FormulaNova

WA

15090 posts

19 Mar 2018 5:33pm
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saltiest1 said..


myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw




My ex wife's best friend wants to date me.



What could go wrong?



As long as its not the same type of best friend as Myusernam's wife's, I say go for it.

Nothing can go wrong! Its not like your ex-wife wants to date your best friend. Its not your problem.
saltiest1
saltiest1

NSW

2562 posts

19 Mar 2018 10:39pm
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FormulaNova said..

saltiest1 said..



myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw





My ex wife's best friend wants to date me.



What could go wrong?




As long as its not the same type of best friend as Myusernam's wife's, I say go for it.

Nothing can go wrong! Its not like your ex-wife wants to date your best friend. Its not your problem.


Once bitten...
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

20 Mar 2018 1:42am
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saltiest1 said..My ex wife's best friend wants to date me. What could go wrong?




No no

think about what could go right. Might be brief but c'mon - the one u knock back is the one you never got
Pitbull
Pitbull

WA

1267 posts

20 Mar 2018 6:47am
Post pic of subject for further advice.
evlPanda
evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

20 Mar 2018 10:58am
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saltiest1 said..


myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw




My ex wife's best friend wants to date me.



What could go wrong?



You might end up getting nothing but bad vibes, or a date with Cauncy?

This topic went downhill really fast. 10/10
cauncy
cauncy

WA

8407 posts

20 Mar 2018 11:26am
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saltiest1 said..

myusernam said..
My wife's best friend lives at the back of her underwear draw



My ex wife's best friend wants to date me.



What could go wrong?


His names Quentin
Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

20 Mar 2018 3:55pm
That is encouraging.
At least there is someone you could tell about your failing gybes again and again.
And they all tree will listen


Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

20 Mar 2018 4:05pm
Never too late to educate ....

many prefer to read this before good sleep, instead of counting sheeps
busterwa
busterwa

3782 posts

20 Mar 2018 7:44pm
make me sammich?
Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

20 Mar 2018 10:08pm
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busterwa said..
make me sammich?





get your girly nearby ready
50x in the row is a big ask for both of you

sorry for you a bit as you could miss on the nice breeze over next three days or so ...



busterwa
busterwa

3782 posts

20 Mar 2018 8:47pm
Pimp my ride?
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