poor relative said...
Hard drugs, beer, prostitutes, porn, small furry creatures, lollies, my mates wife (and her sister), concrete and clubbing seals
how can you even joke about liking clubbing seals, man that crap just isnt funny. they all leave together at 5 am, shouting, swearing, spitting, leaving ice on the streets, filthy stuff, the list just goes on, and they are intimidating man. heaven forbid some poor barstud should cross a gang of clubbing seals and smells of fish for some reason, he's had it...