Those last two posts are too cruel

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Dirty Nellys in Shafto Lane for a beer with all the other expats. Leederville (orVic Park) for food (Northbridge is overrated), but you will be on expenses.....
OBH and Cott Beach Hotel for another beer, after a swim. Scarboro is construction site at present
Leave early and Sail at Peli Point after work (think the hire is still there) or if proficient go sailing for great whites at Leighton North Freo.
Go to rotto stay overnight and come back next morning.
Hire a bike, store at hotel (or work) and ride in morning and arvo.
Perth does not have surf. Just dumpers. Be careful.