Panic Buying Of Dunny Rolls

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lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
20 Apr 2020 8:25pm
Yeah our local has the "essential" toilet paper in abundance,
so how many people have died so far by lack of date roll ?????
first world stress heads are funny
Buster fin
Buster fin
WA
2598 posts
WA, 2598 posts
20 Apr 2020 6:53pm
Yes, I've just tootled off to far yonder shopping mall to grab some soap. Haven't seen it for weeeeks.
2stubborn2quit
2stubborn2quit
WA
169 posts
WA, 169 posts
20 Apr 2020 8:26pm
Well there you go....
The shelves have supplies and the hoarders, (tossers) who defiantly said they were protecting their families are now silent.
With enough rolls to last a year or two the only thing they managed to do successfully was inconvenience their neighbours and fellow Australians.
Mindless idiots.
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
NSW, 4521 posts
21 Apr 2020 7:31am
There's even plain flour and penne pasta lining the shelves now.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
21 Apr 2020 8:09am
I have to laugh. If the father of the guy I work with was still stockpiling toilet paper, he will now have a huge excess that he can't get rid of without literally flushing it away. Sucked in!
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
NSW, 7146 posts
21 Apr 2020 12:09pm
My bum gun is working a treat!

$23.00 on EBay.

Often considered it in the past. Thanks to the clowns who bought all the bog roll up I will never have to buy it for the house again!
Buster fin
Buster fin
WA
2598 posts
WA, 2598 posts
21 Apr 2020 10:53am
japie said..
My bum gun is working a treat!

$23.00 on EBay.

Often considered it in the past. Thanks to the clowns who bought all the bog roll up I will never have to buy it for the house again!


Who cleans up the overspray?
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4937 posts
QLD, 4937 posts
21 Apr 2020 5:06pm
Buster fin said..


japie said..
My bum gun is working a treat!

$23.00 on EBay.

Often considered it in the past. Thanks to the clowns who bought all the bog roll up I will never have to buy it for the house again!




Who cleans up the overspray?



Yeah , don't you enjoy a beef randang , or vindaloo ?
Spotty
Spotty
VIC
1619 posts
VIC, 1619 posts
21 Apr 2020 8:44pm
Imax1 said..

Buster fin said..



japie said..
My bum gun is working a treat!

$23.00 on EBay.

Often considered it in the past. Thanks to the clowns who bought all the bog roll up I will never have to buy it for the house again!





Who cleans up the overspray?




Yeah , don't you enjoy a beef randang , or vindaloo ?


or a Fisherman's Splatter
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
NSW, 7146 posts
22 Apr 2020 6:07pm
Buster fin said..

japie said..
My bum gun is working a treat!

$23.00 on EBay.

Often considered it in the past. Thanks to the clowns who bought all the bog roll up I will never have to buy it for the house again!



Who cleans up the overspray?


I've been attached to my arsehole for over 65 years. During that time I've developed quite an accurate knowledge of its location so overspray is not an issue.
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
NSW, 4521 posts
22 Apr 2020 6:35pm
japie said..
I've been attached to my arsehole for over 65 years. During that time I've developed quite an accurate knowledge of its location so overspray is not an issue.

I looked at the bum guns before I bought my bidets. I wasn't exactly sure which way you hold the gun...do you shoot from in front or behind? Got my bidet's installed just in time for the toilet paper to return to the stores. But would never go back anyway.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
22 Apr 2020 7:13pm
I think if you need a high pressure hose to clean yourself maybe a diet change is in order.
Buster fin
Buster fin
WA
2598 posts
WA, 2598 posts
22 Apr 2020 5:34pm
Yeah, nah, I'm an old hand at the toto temp/pressure controlled washlet, and don't mind tickling the sphincter on occasion like any healthy person ought to, but I'm yet to see one with a directional blow dryer as an option.
Ooh, though the extraction fan at the seat is genius!
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
NSW, 7146 posts
22 Apr 2020 7:59pm
lotofwind said..
I think if you need a high pressure hose to clean yourself maybe a diet change is in order.



lotofwind said..
I think if you need a high pressure hose to clean yourself maybe a diet change is in order.



I don't but I do know I can do it more effectively washing as opposed to wiping??

I first came across bidets in France in the sixties as a little kid and even then it occurred to me that it was a far more effective and hygienic method than bog roll.
fjdoug
fjdoug
ACT
548 posts
ACT, 548 posts
22 Apr 2020 8:24pm
2stubborn2quit said..
Well there you go....
The shelves have supplies and the hoarders, (tossers) who defiantly said they were protecting their families are now silent.
With enough rolls to last a year or two the only thing they managed to do successfully was inconvenience their neighbours and fellow Australians.
Mindless idiots.


i am sure there are a lot of stories like this ; last week,

www.abc.net.au/news/2020-04-15/supermarket-shopper-tries-to-return-coronavirus-hoardings/12149548
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