Pugwash said..Even a child can see....

holy guacamole said..

Mark _australia said...Anyone who thinks dunny paper is important is a fkn retard.

Mark I wish to apologise unreservedly. Select, recent posts have convinced me your assessment is in fact, spot on.

.....who cares if Mark is a child or not?....he's not a "fkn retard"....

Fight breaks out in Woolies over Toilet Paper!

Wouldn't it make more sense to buy a few cans of paint if you think you might be stuck at home for a fortnight?

Oh... I searched... you mean this bloke:

www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx?member=Adriano

Yeah, I have no idea what happened to him... and, he is nothing like guacamole... nothing at all... well, maybe the holy bit... but that's it...

Oh... that's right, Adriano did have a thing about dumb dumbs... and guacamole seems to have a thing about stupid... but that's it, no other similarities at all...

Harrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.

I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???

Maybe FormulaNova and pugwash brought them all the last time they hooked up in Perth and shagged. Must have made a gaaaaawd awful mess because the online bromance is sickening.

Harrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.

I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???

So the panic buyers were right!?

Pugwash said..Yeah, we met at the sarcastics anonymous conference... then ol' big head came along and told us that we are childrens

holy guacamole said..

Harrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.

I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???

Maybe FormulaNova and pugwash brought them all the last time they hooked up in Perth and shagged. Must have made a gaaaaawd awful mess because the online bromance is sickening.

Bro, I'm so relieved it wasn't you and lovey doves formula who bought all the emergency dunny rolls....

Mr Milk said..
Wouldn't it make more sense to buy a few cans of paint if you think you might be stuck at home for a fortnight?

hang on mate - things must be pretty drastic if you are considering painting the house!!

Pugwash said..

holy guacamole said..

Harrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.

I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???

Maybe FormulaNova and pugwash brought them all the last time they hooked up in Perth and shagged. Must have made a gaaaaawd awful mess because the online bromance is sickening.

Yeah, we met at the sarcastics anonymous conference... then ol' big head came along and told us that we are childrens

Hey! I thought I asked that you keep our personal life private!

Sarcastics anonymous? I would go there, but they actually have a 'too high threshold' and told me not to come as it may make the others start slipping back.

FormulaNova said..
...and go all middle-eastern.

Stone gays and marry underaged girls?

I don't see how that's relevant or helpful.

Sitting on the throne yesterday solving the worlds problems when nose started to run so absentmindedly tore off two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose . Holy hell I've just wasted two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose.
The way I see it if the shelves are still empty when I run out my alternatives are.
1. Ditch the toilet brush and use the holder ( bowl it sits in) to use a tersorium. Should be easy to make.
2. Go all French and use a bidet . ( hose out the back and plastic chair with hole cut out.)
3. Cut up newspaper ( not the shiny stuff though)
Beats having punch ups in the supermarket . What happened to the great Aussie spirit of sharing and helping each other out.

Harrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.

I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???

e bay by the looks of it....

New level of crazy happened on the weekend here in WA - sis is pregnant and while in a certain supermarket was approached by a staff member who asked in a whisper did she need any toilet paper? All drug deal style

Staff said they have reserved loo paper for pregnant women and the elderly. Said hey don't worry we will package it in a decoy box so you won't be attacked in the Carpark.

She was given a sealed appliance box from out the back and told not to open it till she got home.

True story. Crazy crazy times.

Bananabender said..
Sitting on the throne yesterday solving the worlds problems when nose started to run so absentmindedly tore off two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose . Holy hell I've just wasted two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose.
The way I see it if the shelves are still empty when I run out my alternatives are.
1. Ditch the toilet brush and use the holder ( bowl it sits in) to use a tersorium. Should be easy to make.
2. Go all French and use a bidet . ( hose out the back and plastic chair with hole cut out.)
3. Cut up newspaper ( not the shiny stuff though)
Beats having punch ups in the supermarket . What happened to the great Aussie spirit of sharing and helping each other out.

Toilet roll hoarders = Liberal voters

log man said..

Bananabender said..
Sitting on the throne yesterday solving the worlds problems when nose started to run so absentmindedly tore off two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose . Holy hell I've just wasted two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose.
The way I see it if the shelves are still empty when I run out my alternatives are.
1. Ditch the toilet brush and use the holder ( bowl it sits in) to use a tersorium. Should be easy to make.
2. Go all French and use a bidet . ( hose out the back and plastic chair with hole cut out.)
3. Cut up newspaper ( not the shiny stuff though)
Beats having punch ups in the supermarket . What happened to the great Aussie spirit of sharing and helping each other out.

Toilet roll hoarders = Liberal voters

Ha, what a load of crap ( pun intended) . You can betcha life those having punch ups
buying in bulk etc.etc. are the panic muppets lead by their nose by the likes of Shorten.
Actually I am guilty. We had one packet left and yesterday saw 10 packsl left in Coles so bought one. SHAME.