Panic Buying Of Dunny Rolls

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Rupert
Rupert
TAS
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5 Mar 2020 3:23pm
It seems the articles of choice to face the upcoming Armageddon locally are toilet paper and sugar, practically nil stock of either at my local Woolies.
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
NSW, 4521 posts
5 Mar 2020 3:36pm
Pugwash said..
What steps, if any, are you taking to safeguard your family and children?

Just looking for some guidance as to the correct thing to do... so far I have done nothing different to living as normal... I did try to buy some dunny paper, but it was all gone

Interesting to think about. I telecommute to the USA, so it would be easy for me to 100% isolate with very little impact on my life. But other members of my household are a school teacher, two uni students, and a high school student. I guess you couldn't get more exposure than that. I've got enough food for a couple of weeks, but probably useless since my family is out amongst it anyway. The whole point of stockpiling is to act like a hermit and it's just not going to happen with my family. At least we had some family fun deciding what to buy. Seems kids are relatively safe anyway.

It's been suggested you should try and get it as soon as possible, as since global infection is now inevitable you might as well get sick before the health system is overloaded. The alternate view is that if everyone took a lot of care, we might halt the spread long enough for the vaccine to be developed. So, I've just told my kids the usual wash hands, don't touch your face, avoid holding train poles and grabbing door handles when you don't need to. It's not really for their benefit, it's for the wider community. I think we're at the stage now where it's actually going to make an impact, there must be a couple hundred infected in each capital city by now, so if everyone was careful we can collectively slow the spread and protect the elderly.

As I've already said elsewhere, the real thing to be thoughtful of is elderly relatives and friends. It's about time I have a serious talk with my parents and figure out a strategy to protect them. Maybe they don't want to be holed up and will just take the risk, but considering the effort that my dad makes not to go near anyone with a cold, I figure he might be in for the full-hog isolation.

Maybe I'm a kook, I wouldn't mind if I get shown to be. But I'm generally pretty objective and the way the maths is panning out the risk seems pretty real to me. It's a bit like a frog in boiling water though, it's happening in such slow motion that no-one seems to think it's real. They only reason they all bought dunny paper was that they didn't want to run out after seeing the online photos of empty shelves.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
5 Mar 2020 6:59pm


Paddles B'mere said..
Didn't see that coming hey Bara, it'd almost be worth one of the local oil refineries changing over to do a run of hand sanitizer, it can't be that hard to make can it



Bottle of metho and maybe some water?

Oh no, i have let the secret out, now metho will be sold out!

E10 anybody?
kk
kk
WA
953 posts
kk kk
WA, 953 posts
5 Mar 2020 9:02pm
Big Clive has the answer
2stubborn2quit
2stubborn2quit
WA
169 posts
WA, 169 posts
5 Mar 2020 9:16pm
Here is the bit I don't understand.....
These clowns have stockpiled dunny paper but not canned food and dry goods.
So if they where to quarantine themselves for several weeks with no outside contact with no food, exactly what would they be pooping out?

Hang on....
It is a new diet...
kiterboy
kiterboy
2614 posts
2614 posts
5 Mar 2020 10:45pm
2stubborn2quit said..
Here is the bit I don't understand.....
These clowns have stockpiled dunny paper but not canned food and dry goods.
So if they where to quarantine themselves for several weeks with no outside contact with no food, exactly what would they be pooping out?

Hang on....
It is a new diet...


How do you know what else they may or may not have stocked up on?
Oh yeah, you're another msm reliant.
Macaha
Macaha
QLD
21982 posts
QLD, 21982 posts
6 Mar 2020 3:49am



holy guacamole
holy guacamole
1393 posts
1393 posts
6 Mar 2020 5:25am
2stubborn2quit said.....These clowns have stockpiled dunny paper but not canned food and dry goods.
So if they where to quarantine themselves for several weeks with no outside contact with no food, exactly what would they be pooping out?

Hopefully some of their stupidity?

I went to the two local supermarkets yesterday for the first time since this madness broke out. From what I could tell, dunny rolls were the only thing obvious thing cleaned out. Some other items like hand sanitisers and baked beans were low, but not "wiped".
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
6 Mar 2020 6:08am
holy guacamole said..
2stubborn2quit said.....These clowns have stockpiled dunny paper but not canned food and dry goods.
So if they where to quarantine themselves for several weeks with no outside contact with no food, exactly what would they be pooping out?

Hopefully some of their stupidity?

I went to the two local supermarkets yesterday for the first time since this madness broke out. From what I could tell, dunny rolls were the only thing obvious thing cleaned out. Some other items like hand sanitisers and baked beans were low, but not "wiped".


So, what are you doing to avoid being part of the stupidity? Wafflestomping? What are you doing for your children? For your elderly parents?
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
6 Mar 2020 9:20am
Mr Milk said..
Pro tip :- If you run out of paper, keep a few rags handy. Wipe, wash and wring out ready for next use.


Pro tip #2:- you can ask for a discount if you promise to just use the tip
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
NSW, 4521 posts
6 Mar 2020 10:10am
Went to Aldi this morning to do my weekly grocery shop, and apparently there was queue at the door before they opened and when the door went up there was a race and scramble to grab the toilet paper which was all gone in the first 30 seconds. Have been told the same thing happened at my local Coles.
Boardwalk
Boardwalk
QLD
35 posts
QLD, 35 posts
6 Mar 2020 9:39am
The motivation to limit the effects of the virus for family and self is, at one level , defensible.

Reality suggests that, while you can buy some time and opportunity, that time is very finite. Very soon, as a result of a highly connected and interdependent society which results in a broadscale lack of resilience across all sectors, you will be forced to re-engage and go looking for resources amongst the population and in the environment of potential scarcity.

Unless you hoard on an industrial scale and radically change your lifestyle, the chances of outlasting this challenge are pretty slim given the infection trends.

Collective cooperation has never, and will never, occur to mitigate the threat, simply because the same hard wired self interest that drives the toilet paper scarcity, is also the same self interest that drives the economy, which in turn drives choices that always hedge between what is action is actually required (think climate change)and maintaining your own little perception of entitlement.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
6 Mar 2020 7:45am
Harrow said..
Went to Aldi this morning to do my weekly grocery shop, and apparently there was queue at the door before they opened and when the door went up there was a race and scramble to grab the toilet paper which was all gone in the first 30 seconds. Have been told the same thing happened at my local Coles.


Go over the bridge to the Shire. We have everything there as that's where Sno Mo lives. Supermarkets? We have home delivery toilet paper.
Bara
Bara
WA
647 posts
WA, 647 posts
6 Mar 2020 8:01am
Boardwalk said..
The motivation to limit the effects of the virus for family and self is, at one level , defensible.

Reality suggests that, while you can buy some time and opportunity, that time is very finite. Very soon, as a result of a highly connected and interdependent society which results in a broadscale lack of resilience across all sectors, you will be forced to re-engage and go looking for resources amongst the population and in the environment of potential scarcity.

Unless you hoard on an industrial scale and radically change your lifestyle, the chances of outlasting this challenge are pretty slim given the infection trends.

Collective cooperation has never, and will never, occur to mitigate the threat, simply because the same hard wired self interest that drives the toilet paper scarcity, is also the same self interest that drives the economy, which in turn drives choices that always hedge between what is action is actually required (think climate change)and maintaining your own little perception of entitlement.


Yes the psychology of a pandemic is getting pretty interesting.

We feel a threat.

And our basic instinct is to respond to that threat

But what can you do to protect yourself?

buy loo paper.

makes perfect sense.
Gorgo
Gorgo
VIC
5124 posts
kiterboy
kiterboy
2614 posts
2614 posts
6 Mar 2020 8:30am
Boardwalk said..
The motivation to limit the effects of the virus for family and self is, at one level , defensible.

Reality suggests that, while you can buy some time and opportunity, that time is very finite. Very soon, as a result of a highly connected and interdependent society which results in a broadscale lack of resilience across all sectors, you will be forced to re-engage and go looking for resources amongst the population and in the environment of potential scarcity.

Unless you hoard on an industrial scale and radically change your lifestyle, the chances of outlasting this challenge are pretty slim given the infection trends.

Collective cooperation has never, and will never, occur to mitigate the threat, simply because the same hard wired self interest that drives the toilet paper scarcity, is also the same self interest that drives the economy, which in turn drives choices that always hedge between what is action is actually required (think climate change)and maintaining your own little perception of entitlement.


So much this.
Too many self-interested people around who do not have any regards for others.
Ian K
Ian K
WA
4169 posts
WA, 4169 posts
6 Mar 2020 10:08am
kiterboy said..

Boardwalk said..
The motivation to limit the effects of the virus for family and self is, at one level , defensible.

Reality suggests that, while you can buy some time and opportunity, that time is very finite. Very soon, as a result of a highly connected and interdependent society which results in a broadscale lack of resilience across all sectors, you will be forced to re-engage and go looking for resources amongst the population and in the environment of potential scarcity.

Unless you hoard on an industrial scale and radically change your lifestyle, the chances of outlasting this challenge are pretty slim given the infection trends.

Collective cooperation has never, and will never, occur to mitigate the threat, simply because the same hard wired self interest that drives the toilet paper scarcity, is also the same self interest that drives the economy, which in turn drives choices that always hedge between what is action is actually required (think climate change)and maintaining your own little perception of entitlement.



So much this.
Too many self-interested people around who do not have any regards for others.


What he really meant was that if your ancestors weren't self-interested you wouldn't be here.
holy guacamole
holy guacamole
1393 posts
1393 posts
6 Mar 2020 10:11am
Boardwalk said..
The motivation to limit the effects of the virus for family and self is, at one level , defensible.

Reality suggests that, while you can buy some time and opportunity, that time is very finite. Very soon, as a result of a highly connected and interdependent society which results in a broadscale lack of resilience across all sectors, you will be forced to re-engage and go looking for resources amongst the population and in the environment of potential scarcity.

Unless you hoard on an industrial scale and radically change your lifestyle, the chances of outlasting this challenge are pretty slim given the infection trends.

Collective cooperation has never, and will never, occur to mitigate the threat, simply because the same hard wired self interest that drives the toilet paper scarcity, is also the same self interest that drives the economy, which in turn drives choices that always hedge between what is action is actually required (think climate change)and maintaining your own little perception of entitlement.

Spot on.
holy guacamole
holy guacamole
1393 posts
1393 posts
6 Mar 2020 11:02am
Pugwash said..So, what are you doing to avoid being part of the stupidity? Wafflestomping?

Well here we go again...I'll leave the wafflestomping to you Pugsta. Seems that's all you're interested in here.

Pugwash said..What are you doing for your children? For your elderly parents?

Well, since you ask that's really none of your business. Making assumptions about other members' personal situation is also none of your business.

I can say one thing though, I don't place the bulk purchase of dunny rolls in the list of urgent preparations a rational, unselfish person should make.
Macroscien
Macroscien
QLD
6809 posts
QLD, 6809 posts
6 Mar 2020 1:16pm
Actually it looks that speculation on the paper means serious business for some.
Helps to improve negative gearing for property owners or trim access profit for smart asses.





Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
6 Mar 2020 1:46pm
holy guacamole said..
Pugwash said..So, what are you doing to avoid being part of the stupidity? Wafflestomping?

Well here we go again...I'll leave the wafflestomping to you Pugsta. Seems that's all you're interested in here.

Pugwash said..What are you doing for your children? For your elderly parents?

Well, since you ask that's really none of your business. Making assumptions about other members' personal situation is also none of your business.

I can say one thing though, I don't place the bulk purchase of dunny rolls in the list of urgent preparations a rational, unselfish person should make.


Here we go again? Again? Whatever do you mean? You've only been here since late last year... and nobody knows you... at all...

Given your judgments on what is not the correct way to prep, please share your expertise on what is the right way to prep!!
kiterboy
kiterboy
2614 posts
2614 posts
6 Mar 2020 1:50pm
Ah, he's just salty that he missed out on the toilet paper at the shops and he's got nothing to wipe his tears with.
kiterboy
kiterboy
2614 posts
2614 posts
6 Mar 2020 2:08pm
Ian K said..

kiterboy said..


Boardwalk said..
The motivation to limit the effects of the virus for family and self is, at one level , defensible.

Reality suggests that, while you can buy some time and opportunity, that time is very finite. Very soon, as a result of a highly connected and interdependent society which results in a broadscale lack of resilience across all sectors, you will be forced to re-engage and go looking for resources amongst the population and in the environment of potential scarcity.

Unless you hoard on an industrial scale and radically change your lifestyle, the chances of outlasting this challenge are pretty slim given the infection trends.

Collective cooperation has never, and will never, occur to mitigate the threat, simply because the same hard wired self interest that drives the toilet paper scarcity, is also the same self interest that drives the economy, which in turn drives choices that always hedge between what is action is actually required (think climate change)and maintaining your own little perception of entitlement.




So much this.
Too many self-interested people around who do not have any regards for others.



What he really meant was that if your ancestors weren't self-interested you wouldn't be here.


I don't think that is what he meant, but I do get your point.

The thing is, I would hope that we have moved on from that point as (supposedly) intelligent beings, as it's really not a necessity anymore.
All I would ask is that people look out for one another and not be so selfish as that guy in Tasmania that went to Woollies, after he was diagnosed with the virus and told to go home and self isolate.
He and people like him are why we are as a species inherently going to continuously f*ck each other up, intentionally or not, due to the 'f*ck you Jack, I'm alright!' or the 'f*ck you Jack, I've got it so everyone else can suffer too!' attitudes.
holy guacamole
holy guacamole
1393 posts
1393 posts
6 Mar 2020 3:54pm
kiterboy said..Ah, he's just salty that he missed out on the toilet paper at the shops and he's got nothing to wipe his tears with.


Oh I am ,am I? LOL

Don't worry kiteboy, I'll survive the arsewipe free zone.

This is so funny. It's priceless.
holy guacamole
holy guacamole
1393 posts
1393 posts
6 Mar 2020 4:04pm
Pugwash said..

holy guacamole said..

Pugwash said..So, what are you doing to avoid being part of the stupidity? Wafflestomping?


Well here we go again...I'll leave the wafflestomping to you Pugsta. Seems that's all you're interested in here.


Pugwash said..What are you doing for your children? For your elderly parents?


Well, since you ask that's really none of your business. Making assumptions about other members' personal situation is also none of your business.

I can say one thing though, I don't place the bulk purchase of dunny rolls in the list of urgent preparations a rational, unselfish person should make.



Here we go again? Again? Whatever do you mean? You've only been here since late last year... and nobody knows you... at all...

Given your judgments on what is not the correct way to prep, please share your expertise on what is the right way to prep!!


Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
6 Mar 2020 4:17pm
holy guacamole said..
kiterboy said..Ah, he's just salty that he missed out on the toilet paper at the shops and he's got nothing to wipe his tears with.


Oh I am ,am I? LOL

Don't worry kiteboy, I'll survive the arsewipe free zone.

This is so funny. It's priceless.


Gee... this post reminds me of something...
psychojoe
psychojoe
WA
2241 posts
WA, 2241 posts
6 Mar 2020 4:31pm
Oop. I've got a turtle head poking out. I really need to score some paper before **** hits the bowl. C'mon guys, can you help a brother out
holy guacamole
holy guacamole
1393 posts
1393 posts
6 Mar 2020 4:38pm
psychojoe said..
Oop. I've got a turtle head poking out. I really need to score some paper before **** hits the bowl. C'mon guys, can you help a brother out

LOL. You're going to die bro. Sorry, no arse to soft paper contact for you tonight.
holy guacamole
holy guacamole
1393 posts
1393 posts
6 Mar 2020 4:40pm
Mark _australia said...Anyone who thinks dunny paper is important is a fkn retard.

Mark I wish to apologise unreservedly. Select, recent posts have convinced me your assessment is in fact, spot on.
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
6 Mar 2020 5:20pm
holy guacamole said..
Mark _australia said...Anyone who thinks dunny paper is important is a fkn retard.

Mark I wish to apologise unreservedly. Select, recent posts have convinced me your assessment is in fact, spot on.


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