I can't believe how many friends and colleagues suggest I'm going through a mid-life crisis when they hear I still "windsurf".
I tell them, "No, I'm still living my life. You're the one suffering from middle-age, sitting at home in your lounge, watching the 6 o'clock news while I'm screaming across the bay with the salt spray hitting my face."
Tho if you really wanted to impress them confirm the mid-life crisis, you'd get into kiting sup and lobby for an over 60s category so you can still compete and win a trophy