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felixdcat said..
I feed them bikies
must be either ruddy big cats,

or do you run the bikies through the mincer first?

Our ruddy cat refuses to have anything to do with fish, or icky bits, or fancy food.
Must be either chicken or turkey.
Presentation has to be correct - within the dogs vision, but out of dogs reach.
Only biscuits she will permit, are kangaroo - I suspect because they are the dogs favourite
[mind you - ANYTHING remotely resembling "edible" can be regarded as the dogs favourite]
Cat also demands the correct [most expensive of course] lavender scented kitty litter crystal stuff - which has to be raked smooth before she uses it.
Then the offending evil mess must be removed from her tray or she cracks the sads.
Another year or so and her pelt should be juuuuust right..............