So im just about to hit 40 and i have noticed that recently while takeing a **** i have started lifting my tshirt above my belly like how the fat old men do when its hot wandering around the side streets of asia.


At what age do i start takeing it off completely and are there any other signs i should be aware of now that i have come of age

I know i still have a few decades before i start having conversations whilst naked in changeing rooms but i stopped rubbing in my sunscreen completely a few years ago and almost only exclusively wear tan shorts so im worried i may be an early bloomer

What else should i be looking out for?

Buying a red sports car is a sure sign. Hooking up with a girl 20 years younger than you is another.

A few things happen at 40. So good luck

Not the article I read last year, but similar. Humans have a few aging mile stones. Metabolism in 40s, and immune system in 60s. Interesting reading. It explained a lot when I crossed the 40 year mark.

www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/aging-human-body-dramatic-molecular-changes-40s-60s#The-biochemical-changes-that-come-with-aging

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decrepit said..
Buying a red sports car is a sure sign. Hooking up with a girl 20 years younger than you is another.

Does the car need to be red to hook up with the 20 year younger girl? What can I get with a white one? ??

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jn1 said..
A few things happen at 40. So good luck

Not the article I read last year, but similar. Humans have a few aging mile stones. Metabolism in 40s, and immune system in 60s. Interesting reading. It explained a lot when I crossed the 40 year mark.

www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/aging-human-body-dramatic-molecular-changes-40s-60s#The-biochemical-changes-that-come-with-aging

I swear those articles had an ai prompt stateing make it more vague and harder to figure out what the actual changes were. I need bullet points like

*consumes more cheese
*stops useing arms to break fall when falling
*no longer safe to lean against a street sign when half cut

Also for FN i asked ai and it said
white cars get you depression

Sounds fun

Wear the crop top
Own the comfy sandals and the money pit of a sports car
Get that temporary young girlfriend
Choose a job
Choose a career
Choose a family
Choose a ****ing big television
Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin can openers
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments
Choose a starter home
Choose your friends
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage
Choose a three piece suit on hire purchase in a range of ****ing fabrics
Choose DIY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth
Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself
Choose your future
Choose life

But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose life
I chose something else

I chose windsurfing

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Froth Goth said..

Also for FN i asked ai and it said
white cars get you depression

'Depression' because you are beating them off with a stick and it is so tiring? Okay.

In truth it's a white van, but I think it starts getting a bit dodgy when you ask what one of them can get you.

I'm not sure I would be happy with a girl that can be bought with just a red car anyway. What sort of woman would you get that would happily hang around for a red Hyundai Excel?

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jn1 said..
A few things happen at 40. So good luck

Not the article I read last year, but similar. Humans have a few aging mile stones. Metabolism in 40s, and immune system in 60s. Interesting reading. It explained a lot when I crossed the 40 year mark.

www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/aging-human-body-dramatic-molecular-changes-40s-60s#The-biochemical-changes-that-come-with-aging

Stopped reading when he said get on Statins when you hit 40.

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FormulaNova

In truth it's a white van,

I live in a mostly white van down by the river
Bored single mums looking for adventure seem to really go for it


Big ups irvine walsh

i chose something else

I chose snapping my tendons while trying to throw down handlepasses well past my prime

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Froth Goth said..
So im just about to hit 40

What else should i be looking out for?

You will start to appreciate the small things in life, like having a solid dump each morning.