Losing Ya Hair

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shoodbegood
shoodbegood
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873 posts
VIC, 873 posts
16 May 2017 10:34pm
Is no fun......

Anyone had any luck with any snake oil treatments?

I am nearly 50 so guess I've had a fair run considering my genetics!
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
16 May 2017 10:40pm
Well, if the "pattern" is 30% chance when you're 30, 40% chance when you're 40, 50% chance when you're 50 then you're about on even chances now. Just shave it all off and make that your thing.

There were myself and three other thirty-somethings all chatting around my desk at work the other day, I was the only one with hair. The rest were all clippered off.
Razzonater
Razzonater
2224 posts
2224 posts
16 May 2017 8:48pm
35 stArted losing it at 24-25.
tried different haircuts but really only had the mullet option or shaved.
unless it's a mullet like rod Stewart best off shaving it
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
16 May 2017 10:51pm

You can get some pretty good hats
Mr Milk
Mr Milk
NSW
3137 posts
NSW, 3137 posts
16 May 2017 11:17pm
Steer clear of transplants.
I used to have a customer who had paid about $500 000 too much for his cafe, so he decided to take it out on the milk man. Discounts, never leave the crates out, slow payment etc.
But I was always cheered up just by looking at his cheap transplant. A line of 3mm divots taken out of the back and planted in front of his 100% bald scalp. Just thinking about him makes me laugh.
Like the Doctor says, buy some hats
actiomax
actiomax
NSW
1576 posts
NSW, 1576 posts
17 May 2017 5:34am
The comb over still seems to be an option for some.
Gorgo
Gorgo
VIC
5124 posts
VIC, 5124 posts
17 May 2017 11:05am
shoodbegood said..
Is no fun......

Anyone had any luck with any snake oil treatments?

I am nearly 50 so guess I've had a fair run considering my genetics!




Assuming the treatments work, what difference is it going to make? Do you think you will be fabulously attractive and successful with more hair? Do you think nobody is going to notice the little tufts sticking out of the plugs in your head?

If you're ugly without hair then you're probably ugly with hair.
chucktheskiffie
chucktheskiffie
220 posts
220 posts
17 May 2017 9:35am
The comedian Bill Burr used to have a bit about hair transplants looking like ant legs...
shi thouse
shi thouse
WA
1159 posts
WA, 1159 posts
17 May 2017 10:03am
As Kelly Slater once said...."If you haven't got it, you haven't got it"

Poor Kelly, he must struggle to pick up women.
byf
byf
WA
517 posts
byf byf
WA, 517 posts
17 May 2017 10:30am
Lost mine very early 20s. Been shaving the noggin ever since. I'm 42 now.
Jupiter
Jupiter
2156 posts
2156 posts
17 May 2017 12:06pm
It is just part of what and who you are. Your genetics dictate how you look when you are 10, 30, 50 and hopefully at 100. If people judge you for how you look then it is their problem. Just be comfortable with who you are.

Remember Yul Brynner ? How about Donald Trump ? Well, may be not a good idea to copy Trump's comb-over.
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
17 May 2017 2:39pm
I'm 53 and have a full head of hair, it's over rated. Look at blokes like Jason Statham, Sean Connery, think they cares about losing their hair? I wouldn't take Propecia (Finasteride), scary side effects.
JulianRoss
JulianRoss
WA
544 posts
WA, 544 posts
17 May 2017 3:39pm
I am rediculously good looking. It's a calling.
Craig66
Craig66
NSW
2466 posts
NSW, 2466 posts
17 May 2017 6:19pm



dmitri
dmitri
VIC
1040 posts
VIC, 1040 posts
17 May 2017 6:45pm
Russia has a very simple changing its leader rule that's been going on for nearly 200 years.
It's called "bald-hairy".
A bald leader has to be changed with a hairy one and vice versa.
SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
17 May 2017 7:20pm
yes . this really works ....................................................... drink 2 stubbies of your favourite beer , go into the backyard and piss on your hands .

rub your piss soaked hands into your scalp .



repeat process over 5 days ....................................................





you should see an improvement in hair growth.







report back to seabreeze .....................................................................................
Richoa
Richoa
NSW
478 posts
NSW, 478 posts
17 May 2017 7:49pm
SandS said..
yes . this really works ....................................................... drink 2 stubbies of your favourite beer , go into the backyard and piss on your hands .

rub your piss soaked hands into your scalp .



repeat process over 5 days ....................................................





you should see an improvement in hair growth.







report back to seabreeze .....................................................................................


Working on it
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
17 May 2017 6:16pm
You're all assuming he means his head.

Or that's its a "he" ..............
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
17 May 2017 8:57pm
The man bun is the new comb-over. Apparently.

Vince68
Vince68
WA
675 posts
WA, 675 posts
17 May 2017 8:05pm
Just accept it and age gracefully
nosna
nosna
QLD
27 posts
QLD, 27 posts
17 May 2017 10:57pm
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
18 May 2017 11:35am
kiteboy dave said..
The man bun is the new comb-over. Apparently.



I don't buy it. How can you go from that to a man-bun? It doesn't look like there is enough hair there to do that, unless its actually a wig, which in that case its the same as wearing a wig.
Jupiter
Jupiter
2156 posts
2156 posts
18 May 2017 11:47am
FormulaNova said..

kiteboy dave said..
The man bun is the new comb-over. Apparently.

I don't buy it. How can you go from that to a man-bun? It doesn't look like there is enough hair there to do that, unless its actually a wig, which in that case its the same as wearing a wig.


**********

He did exactly what SandS suggested...And...On the sixth day, his hair returned ! But now his friends won't come near him.

By the way, should give "Ashley Madison" a try. According to the advert with that dodgy character in a white coat, as many as a stadium full of bald amigos now have a healthy top of hair. I did try to contact Ashley Madison, but all I got was about how to hook up with people for sex !
oldgina
oldgina
NSW
55 posts
NSW, 55 posts
18 May 2017 2:15pm
A very bald good friend of mine once said "the good lord only put hair on Anus' & Vaginas,Vaginas are useful so the rest of them must be Anus' " don't worry about it

(insert slang as required to get the full effect on your mates )
Vince68
Vince68
WA
675 posts
WA, 675 posts
18 May 2017 12:24pm



rockmagnet
rockmagnet
QLD
1458 posts
QLD, 1458 posts
18 May 2017 4:35pm
And then there was the Russian guy who spent a fortune on a full hair transplant , endured a lot of pain to his head and wallet, went to jail and they shaved his head.
shoodbegood
shoodbegood
VIC
873 posts
VIC, 873 posts
19 May 2017 8:47pm
Thanks SeaBreezers for all your free advice !

I've decided to go with my original idea and grow old gracefully

And do what do most of the time, not give a ****
Cobra
Cobra
9106 posts
9106 posts
23 May 2017 6:21pm
Get a rabbit tattooed on your forehead

from a distance it'll look like a hare.

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