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poor relative said..
Maybe consider boiling them
the kids, or the nits?
My cousins found out the hard way that it isn't a good idea to tell their beloved Dad about their nits - he chucked them in the sheep dip.
Tasted like crap [probably all the sheep poo in the channel the sheep were pushed through] but worked a treat.
After reading the labels on the 4 in 1 sheep dip 44 gallon drums on the farm, I am surprised anything survived the stuff.