Apparently this isn't a one off occurrence!

www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/aussie-woman-reveals-injuries-after-horror-jetski-accident/news-story/85e7a831be6b6fbf24b147ba899eaed5

Pretty pics on FB ensure the media will cover it.

Should this be in the gut health thread?

Lucky water

I have a friend who.......

Lets just say he was speed sailing and the boom broke, only wearing a waist harness, he wishes he was wearing a seat harness. My friend hit the water ass first, causing a bruised sphincters' and later on hemorrhoid's which was surgically removed a month later. Not as bad as the Jet Ski girl's injuries but lets just say its always possible. Some wave sailors who remain anonymous have similar stories of bailing out at heights and landing hard on their ass in the water with similar injuries.

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AusMoz said..
he wishes he was wearing a seat harness

why u no clench sphincter?

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AusMoz said..
I have a friend who.......

Lets just say he was speed sailing and the boom broke, only wearing a waist harness, he wishes he was wearing a seat harness. My friend hit the water ass first, causing a bruised sphincters' and later on hemorrhoid's which was surgically removed a month later. Not as bad as the Jet Ski girl's injuries but lets just say its always possible. Some wave sailors who remain anonymous have similar stories of bailing out at heights and landing hard on their ass in the water with similar injuries.

You can still get a salt water enema wearing a seat harness. Don't ask me how, but I know I have had it happen, but nothing as bad as these.

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Kamikuza said..

AusMoz said..
he wishes he was wearing a seat harness

why u no clench sphincter?

Speed sailing = less time to think/ react accordingly

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AusMoz said..
Speed sailing = less time to think/ react accordingly

Be like a boy scout always prepared with a pre-clenched sphincter...?

Is that why jet skiers have butt plugs??

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AusMoz said..
...only wearing a waist harness...

I forgot my boardies once and went out in my jocks because I didn't want to miss out. Didn't consider sailing in just a harness.

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Kamikuza said..

AusMoz said..
Speed sailing = less time to think/ react accordingly

Be like a boy scout always prepared with a pre-clenched sphincter...?

Sorry but that just sounds wrong in so many ways.

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Squid Lips said..

AusMoz said..
...only wearing a waist harness...

I forgot my boardies once and went out in my jocks because I didn't want to miss out. Didn't consider sailing in just a harness.

Yep, I hate going places and forgetting to put on pants.

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AusMoz said..

Squid Lips said..

AusMoz said..
...only wearing a waist harness...

I forgot my boardies once and went out in my jocks because I didn't want to miss out. Didn't consider sailing in just a harness.

Yep, I hate going places and forgetting to put on pants.

It's like those dreams , when your naked in public , then wake up sad because it was only a dream