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Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
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20 Sep 2012 12:33pm
Researchers at the University of Western Australia are developing a wet suit that they hope will make surfers unattractive to sharks.

Much better idea than any stupid shark net

Taking the der and dum out of der dum, der dum, der dum etc etc etc.

www.abc.net.au/news/2012-09-20/shark-repellant-wetsuit-being-researched/4271860?section=wa
Macroscien
Macroscien
QLD
6809 posts
QLD, 6809 posts
20 Sep 2012 2:39pm
Pugwash said...

Researchers at the University of Western Australia are developing a wet suit that they hope will make surfers unattractive to sharks.

Much better idea than any stupid shark net

Taking the der and dum out of der dum, der dum, der dum etc etc etc.

www.abc.net.au/news/2012-09-20/shark-repellant-wetsuit-being-researched/4271860?section=wa

I am afraid that if that is true seal could be already painted in all shades of red - to advertise poison seal, dragon fish patter or grey to disappear completely.
Unless they didn't have evolution al time to develop that skills.
On another time octopus had and still don't know how effective it is since that is the favourite snack.
Anyway any innovation welcome if works
Much better could be suit imitating their own species, specifically opposite gender, to provoke less aggressive behaviour, unless they are cannibals
The wost of all could be Mantis Shark that f** you first then eat
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
20 Sep 2012 12:44pm
Bestiality expert Cory Bernardi has nick-named the wet suit the "smashed crab", because it will make surfers less attractive to sharks. However, I am not sure that sharks see smashed crabs in the same way as humans.
oceanfire
oceanfire
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
20 Sep 2012 12:55pm
from the article...

The research team from UWA has found that sharks are highly visual animals but are probably colour blind.

They say the animals see colours in shades of grey, the same way as humans watch a black and white film.


I'm guessing 50.
Macroscien
Macroscien
QLD
6809 posts
QLD, 6809 posts
20 Sep 2012 2:58pm
oceanfire said...

from the article...

The research team from UWA has found that sharks are highly visual animals but are probably colour blind.

They say the animals see colours in shades of grey, the same way as humans watch a black and white film.


I'm guessing 50.

so what are all this reef colours for ?
to general statement IMO
maybe sharks only
R0CKH0PPER
R0CKH0PPER
131 posts
131 posts
20 Sep 2012 1:23pm
ummmmm.......i think they are kind of forgetting about the sharks highly functional senses. Being able to detect electrical pulses, heart beats and the ability to smell you pissing your pants in fear from quite some distance.
Yeah,nah...thats not going to work.
longwinded
longwinded
WA
347 posts
WA, 347 posts
20 Sep 2012 1:28pm
Macroscien said...
Much better could be suit imitating their own species, specifically opposite gender, to provoke less aggressive behaviour


Brilliance! Raped by a Great White Shark, is that considered less agressive than being chewed by one
oceanfire
oceanfire
WA
718 posts
WA, 718 posts
20 Sep 2012 1:36pm
longwinded said...

Macroscien said...
Much better could be suit imitating their own species, specifically opposite gender, to provoke less aggressive behaviour


Brilliance! Raped by a Great White Shark, is that considered less agressive than being chewed by one


Well, either way you're f*cked.
boofy
boofy
NSW
2110 posts
NSW, 2110 posts
20 Sep 2012 3:45pm
I think we credit them with to much intelligence they have evolved to do 3 things eat, breed and swim they bite surf skis,dive cages,outboards and absolutely smash foam cutouts of seals towed behind boats.
I think its funny when people argue that humans arent part of the diet or food chain we are made of meat after all
kiterboy
kiterboy
2614 posts
2614 posts
20 Sep 2012 1:51pm
Such a disappointing topic.

I was hoping there was a video of Susie Mai and some friends doing a follow up wetsuit shoot.
Wineman
Wineman
NSW
1412 posts
NSW, 1412 posts
20 Sep 2012 4:13pm
^^^^^
I believe Jenna De Rosnay had one of those painted wetsuits
ok
ok
NSW
1089 posts
ok ok
NSW, 1089 posts
20 Sep 2012 4:17pm
Pugwash said...

Researchers at the University of Western Australia are developing a wet suit that they hope will make surfers unattractive to sharks.

Much better idea than any stupid shark net

Taking the der and dum out of der dum, der dum, der dum etc etc etc.

www.abc.net.au/news/2012-09-20/shark-repellant-wetsuit-being-researched/4271860?section=wa


so are you going to ride an invisible surf board to then? waste of time and money. If your times up its up!
jbshack
jbshack
WA
6913 posts
WA, 6913 posts
20 Sep 2012 2:23pm
Invisible Wetsuits. How will you see when people drop in on ya
marco gribi
marco gribi
WA
196 posts
WA, 196 posts
20 Sep 2012 5:23pm
Bugger, so Sharks do not see colours??

We where working on the theory that bright colours would make a surfer look poisonous, as in many reef creatures

Hence our new 2013 Flux wetsuit



Wanga F One
Wanga F One
QLD
231 posts
QLD, 231 posts
20 Sep 2012 7:43pm
jbshack said...

Invisible Wetsuits. How will you see when people drop in on ya


I can clearly see your nuts.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
QLD, 2797 posts
20 Sep 2012 10:30pm
great if you're a diver. not so useful if you're sitting or lying on a board when taken.
hopefully the design can be glassed in...
jbshack
jbshack
WA
6913 posts
WA, 6913 posts
21 Sep 2012 11:23am
Wanga F One said...

jbshack said...

Invisible Wetsuits. How will you see when people drop in on ya


I can clearly see your nuts.


I doubt that, i have long shorts on
DunkO
DunkO
NSW
1150 posts
NSW, 1150 posts
21 Sep 2012 1:24pm
marco gribi said...

Bugger, so Sharks do not see colours??

We where working on the theory that bright colours would make a surfer look poisonous, as in many reef creatures

Hence our new 2013 Flux wetsuit






Might work for homophobic sharks....
stamp
stamp
QLD
2797 posts
QLD, 2797 posts
21 Sep 2012 2:02pm
i like how the article refers to imitating sea snakes as a potential way to repel sharks.
tiger sharks eat sea snakes faster than gina reinhart eats a burger.
boofy
boofy
NSW
2110 posts
NSW, 2110 posts
21 Sep 2012 2:53pm
marco gribi said...

Bugger, so Sharks do not see colours??

We where working on the theory that bright colours would make a surfer look poisonous, as in many reef creatures

Hence our new 2013 Flux wetsuit





Ha Ha funny as not much different to this dare you to bung a couple of big trebbles on it and go for a surf


Paul Kelf
Paul Kelf
WA
678 posts
WA, 678 posts
21 Sep 2012 2:59pm
Obviously a quiet day in marketing for a couple of local brands today

marco gribi said...

Bugger, so Sharks do not see colours??

We where working on the theory that bright colours would make a surfer look poisonous, as in many reef creatures

Hence our new 2013 Flux wetsuit






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