"Thrillseekers to pay $59 to use Matagarup Bridge zip-line across Swan River"

Who are these cashed up thrillseekers of which they speak? How can I thrill them out of substantial amounts of hard-earned? Throw in the family and an uber back to the start and it's another week in an overseas paradise up in smoke.

Dude, its only $59 ?? 1hrs work for most.
And if you hadnt noticed........ its a bit hard to go on a OS holiday in paradise atm
But agreed, going to see the Swan river is not exactly a view worth seeing. But from up there on the zip line you might witness one of WA's friendly locals stealing your car from the carpark .

Yeah nah, fair call. If I were making $59 an hour, I'd fly my chopper down there for a go, I guess.

Zip from Kings Park to Causeway would be more impressive.
i'd pay 100 for that

Yes!
Don't know if I'd make it with a stiff Easterly though...