Petrol powered ear vacuum?

Jump as high as you can and land on your heels a few times.

^^ then immediately use those candles that get the wax out

Go out in public, find the hottest lady around and bend over in front of her. This has the uncanny ability to make that pent up water gush from your nose in a most satisfying/disgusting torrent that can't possibly happen any other way.

BluTac

Putting anything into ear wont help if bone is grown over to far as the water wont drain, it will in time cause you to get ear infections ad dirt / sand / wax build up, will get trapped inside your ear.

Find an ENT and get a referral
Iv had both ears drilled as was down to a pin hole, now can drive a bus into ear.
I still wear Doc Pro Plus when kite surfing etc to protect ear drum if i head slam the water.

So true re nose tap for the ladies

Go the doctors once a year or so and get the ear purged out.......could be wax and crap wedged hard up against the ear drum.

Wax sol for 2 days prior then purged by doc.

There are these really thin tubes you can buy at craft stores with an ID of about .75mm. About 500mm long. I carefully stick one end in the ear and just suck it out and have done for years now. Works great. I have swimmers ear so it's the only instant solution for me.

What Sandfoot said.
I had issues with water in the ear (predominately one side). Started wearing Doc's pro plugs to prevent it getting in. After about a year or so, water was in there that I just couldn't get out. So annoying I went to the doctor. Was Wax build up. when I start getting water in there that hangs around, it's a couple of days of wax sol or similar, then getting the ears flushed (have had some success doing it myself now too).

Like many things prevention is better than cure. I find oiling up the ear canal before going near water helps repel water. A bit of coconut oil with a drop or two of your fave essential oil helps a lot. Oil of cloves helps purify things and keep the bugs at bay.
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Top little Aussie company there. It is super powerful stuff and keeps well. A few drops into your wash machine rinse cycle helps your clothes smell real fresh too.