A normal cold - a hayfever sniffle - a dust up your nostril sneeze - aaaahhhhhh...
If pinching your nose was your get out of jail in public to stop the sneeze - two demerit points aaaahhhhhh...
A temperature change warm to cooler - I sneeze if lightly clothed (or just plucking naked - )..
Rain kicks the pollen count and ... ahhhh -
Waiting to get fined having a nostril clearing vent when riding the bike...
You feel like the unintentional Terminator in everyone's spotlight...
May be Ned Kelly's gear was ahead of its time
Cheers
AP

If I tried to hold back a sneeze, pretty sure I'd get brain damage and burst both my eardrums. I'm definitely one of those 160 kph sneezers.

Haha im the same (160kph) as soon as you feel it coming on exhale absolutely all your breath through your nose and hold it (empty). You will do a minimal sneeze convolution and that will sort you out. . Btw i also figured a 100% cure for hiccups if you want.

Into your elbow. Has NOBODY seen that episode of Mythbusters?

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awkward customer said..
Haha im the same (160kph) as soon as you feel it coming on exhale absolutely all your breath through your nose and hold it (empty). You will do a minimal sneeze convolution and that will sort you out. . Btw i also figured a 100% cure for hiccups if you want.

I'll try that, although the involuntary first part of the "AH-CHOO" has me drawing air in, so it might not work. My hiccups cure is to drink a glass of water upside down. Seems to work most of the time