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Created by Crusoe Crusoe  > 9 months ago, 22 Sep 2018
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Crusoe
Crusoe

QLD

1197 posts

22 Sep 2018 12:28pm
Tried drinking this stuff over the years and couldn't take a liking to it. So about 3 weeks ago decided to go cold turkey on the sugar laced coffee and stick with the green tea. I assumed that after a couple of weeks my taste buds may come to appreciate the flavour, but alas no.

Voiced my lack of appreciation to the office girl and she side she use to drink green tea for years, and then added it tasted just as s$%t house on the last cut as it did on the first. What chance have I got.

Is this another case of "The King has no clothes on" or is there some mystical brand of Green Tea I need to experience before I reach enlightenment.
theDoctor
theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

22 Sep 2018 1:36pm

Got any nude pics of the office girl...?
rockmagnet
rockmagnet

QLD

1458 posts

22 Sep 2018 1:50pm
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theDoctor said..

Got any nude pics of the office girl...?




Not a doctor!
bazz61
bazz61

QLD

3570 posts

22 Sep 2018 1:50pm
Drop a little honey in it ..
japie
japie

NSW

7145 posts

22 Sep 2018 2:24pm
He's our Doctor Rocky!
bjwedes
bjwedes

NSW

150 posts

22 Sep 2018 2:27pm
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bazz61 said..
Drop a little honey in it ..


And/or add some mint...
elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

22 Sep 2018 12:47pm
Turned total soft c0ck a couple of years ago and can only drink decaf green tea now.

Green tea, 80degC for 80 secs otherwise it goes bitter

I three quarter fill cup with boiling water then top the rest with tap, only let it brew for 80 sec and all should be a good as green tea gets.
w8ingforwind
w8ingforwind

QLD

259 posts

22 Sep 2018 3:27pm
Just add vodka to the coffee all the teachers do it must be healthy.
myusernam
myusernam

QLD

6154 posts

22 Sep 2018 7:15pm
Jave u tried the one with lemon ginger or mint etc? Why not blackntea? No milk no sugar. Same with coffee. Man style. Awesome. Do three weeks that way and you'll never go back.
clarence
clarence

TAS

979 posts

22 Sep 2018 8:53pm
I think a lot of these teas are heavily steeped in wank factor.

The King has no clothes on.

When I used to work in a place that was full of people who would talk about coffee ad nauseum during morning tea, I would sip on my glass of cordial just to be contrary.
cauncy
cauncy

WA

8407 posts

22 Sep 2018 7:20pm
My cafe specialising in leaf teas and coffee, loose leaf is by far the best, freshness is really important alongside how it's stored, if it's bags which we don't do ensure it's foil bagged then place into an airtight container, don't stew it especially green teas peppermints,jasmine etc, same goes with coffee we use one of the finest Colombian , New Guinea , Ethiopian beans, and grind to order, combine that with correct tamp, flow rate, grind texture, glossing and temp of milk makes all the difference,
i love my coffee and cup of Yorkshire tea, yahava do great loose leaf teas if looking for one, I'm also a believer in what vessel it's drunk from, we use fine china for teas, same with coffee, I wouldn't dream of having one of ours out of a take away
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

23 Sep 2018 6:39pm
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clarence said.. When I used to work in a place that was full of people who would talk about coffee ad nauseum during morning tea, I would sip on my glass of cordial just to be contrary.


Same here but I am doing bourbon.
Shifu
Shifu

QLD

1994 posts

23 Sep 2018 8:43pm
Green tea tastes like shizz.
Prefer black tea with milk.
Barista Coffee is pointless. Instant tastes better.
Crusoe
Crusoe

QLD

1197 posts

24 Sep 2018 6:46pm
Yeah sort of agree Shifu. And the best expresso I've had has the word Martini attached to the end of it. And normally don't get stuck into them until after a session on the amber. So I'm not even sure what they taste like when stone cold sober.

Back to the purchased coffee. Was staying at a pub the other night and the cook asked me if I wanted a coffee with my bacon and eggs (breakfast), well yeah I said and he replied, get over here and make it yourself. He did me right, as the first coffee you have in the morning must be right and I know how to make what I like. To this day I've never been able to buy a barrister black coffee that tasted any good. So when I'm faced with these purchased coffees, I go for a cappuccino, la de da.

And after standing in line for the bloody thing, watching some one ponce around for 5 minutes to make each mug (yeah all coffee should come in a mug), I can see why they invented instant coffee. Just try buying a simple large cup of black coffee, the barrister looks at you like you are speaking a foreign language or we don't sell that here, this is a coffee shop.

Maybe be I'll just stick with Bundy OP, it has never let me down and always backed me up in a fight.


Sorry cauncy (only having fun)
Razzonater
Razzonater

2224 posts

24 Sep 2018 6:00pm
Oolong tea is the best
cauncy
cauncy

WA

8407 posts

24 Sep 2018 6:20pm
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Razzonater said..
Oolong tea is the best


Yorkshire tea is without doubt the finest
cauncy
cauncy

WA

8407 posts

24 Sep 2018 6:22pm
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Crusoe said..
Yeah sort of agree Shifu. And the best expresso I've had has the word Martini attached to the end of it. And normally don't get stuck into them until after a session on the amber. So I'm not even sure what they taste like when stone cold sober.

Back to the purchased coffee. Was staying at a pub the other night and the cook asked me if I wanted a coffee with my bacon and eggs (breakfast), well yeah I said and he replied, get over here and make it yourself. He did me right, as the first coffee you have in the morning must be right and I know how to make what I like. To this day I've never been able to buy a barrister black coffee that tasted any good. So when I'm faced with these purchased coffees, I go for a cappuccino, la de da.

And after standing in line for the bloody thing, watching some one ponce around for 5 minutes to make each mug (yeah all coffee should come in a mug), I can see why they invented instant coffee. Just try buying a simple large cup of black coffee, the barrister looks at you like you are speaking a foreign language or we don't sell that here, this is a coffee shop.

Maybe be I'll just stick with Bundy OP, it has never let me down and always backed me up in a fight.


Sorry cauncy (only having fun)






Black gold

Crusoe
Crusoe

QLD

1197 posts

24 Sep 2018 8:46pm
Black Gold. I'll have to give it a go.
Kamikuza
Kamikuza

QLD

6493 posts

24 Sep 2018 11:39pm
There are many different varieties. I don't like most of them, but can drink them -- most taste like dirt. I do actually like matcha, but that's a special thing and not what you'd be making at home -- or buying from a vending machine/convenience store.

You'd be better off with proper roasted and ground black coffee, skip the milk and sugar. Instant coffee is the **** they sweep up off the floor from under the compost stands at the Running's garden center. Fact.

A little percolator takes a few minutes, a drip is easier and you can get metal mesh filters. I used to make a liter thermos for taking to work... Yum!



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cauncy said..


Razzonater said..
Oolong tea is the best



Yorkshire tea is without doubt the finest



Sorry to be picky but Yorkshire tea is black, not green. And Oolong is usually sickeningly sweet, unless you brew it yourself and that's a hassle.
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