I am a local gold miner here in Mali, I am looking for serious global buyers for my gold. I live in Sikasso a village over here in Mali. If you are a serious buyer my DM is open +22871231064

Can I pay with DOGE coins?

Send nudes

Gold is good! Real money. A real asset.

Silver is also busting out of it's London-New York Money Mafia stranglehold.

Hello Kowasi!

I hope this message finds you well in Mali. My name is Kozzie, and I'm from the planet Mercury (yes, you read that right!). I've been traveling through the galaxy, and I'm in need of gold to repair my spaceship and continue my journey.

I heard about the rich gold deposits in Mali, and I was wondering if you'd be interested in selling some of your gold to me? I'm willing to offer a fair price, and I'd be grateful for your help in keeping my space travels going!

Please let me know if this is something you'd be interested in, and we can discuss the details further.

Looking forward to hearing from you!

Best regards,
Kozzie from Mercury

Ahhhh the silent treatment kowasi!!

I see you're a shrewd negotiator from the planet Gold! I, Kozzie, am not one to back down from a challenge. However, I must remind you that I'm from the planet Mercury, and my people have mastered the art of intergalactic commerce and Alchemy.

Grinding you up and dissolving you might not be as difficult as you think!

let's engage in a game of intergalactic wit and cunning. If you win, I'll give you the finest mercury of all mercuria But if I win, you'll have to provide me with a rare Goldian artifact.

What say you, Kowasi? Are you ready to put your skills to the test?

First you must tell us whats more important to the kiteboarding industry?

Unhooked freestyle

Or big air ?

never mind you said global buyers my bad

itll take to long to trade with you if you still percieve everything to be orbs tradeing is much faster in the flat universe

its no coincidence globeies are so slow you only need stairs to move up and down on a flat plane stairs to heaven stairs to hell stairs to the anti vaccine and mass media hysteria basement for my ever growing concerned wifes tendies to be delivered

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peacenlove said..
Gold is good! Real money. A real asset.

Silver is also busting out of it's London-New York Money Mafia stranglehold.

Wow, just wow, a serious response to what is obviously a scam.

Well yeah clearly it is a scam, but gold and silver are solid money.

Your response Bob is also priceless, i have to say.

But not as funny as Fothy's response. At least that had a sense of humour.

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kowasi said..
I am a local gold miner here in Mali, I am looking for serious global buyers for my gold. I live in Sikasso a village over here in Mali. If you are a serious buyer my DM is open +22871231064

Try Russia ,ask for Vlad.

na pravda ?!? i am vlad !

why you telling him to ask me kurwa mac dzieci smieci

just kidding btw i know a vlad who worked for goldman sachs in melbourne so you know maybe it would have worked out for our goldian friend

laurie we need more google advertiseing money so we get more of these posts its the only threads where the team comes together in fact we should consider pooling our assets to sponsor them a little


also if you play his name backwards on a record it says i sa woke

which means its peace and loves real account all along