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Who's ready for water sports this summer....

Revenge

Sea lice?

I love it. Come to Australia. Even the sea fleas will try to chew your leg off!!!

An alternative explanation is that a young Brighton lad has feet that stinks like dead meat.

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Gorgo said..

An alternative explanation is that a young Brighton lad has feet that stinks like dead meat.

Yeah. Keep your personal hygiene up to scratch, lads But joke aside, I believe a scientist suffered an attack by the same kind of creepy crawlies. He was diving at night, and returned with bleeding on his forehead. He didn't even feel the bites, just like that allegedly smelly feet lad.