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Flat Earth finally confirmed.

Created by Macroscien Macroscien  > 9 months ago, 24 Feb 2020
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Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

24 Feb 2020 10:55am
There rumors that our brave researcher hit a glass roof/ceiling above our Flat Earth/Mike died on impact then fall back on a flat earth.
www.washingtonpost.com/science/2020/02/23/mad-mike-hughes-dead/
Tonz
Tonz

523 posts

24 Feb 2020 10:05am
and the screaming was edited in after for more effect.
Harrow
Harrow

NSW

4521 posts

24 Feb 2020 1:26pm
Why didn't he just charter a light aircraft or helicopter?
holy guacamole
holy guacamole

1393 posts

24 Feb 2020 10:41am
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Harrow said....Why didn't he just charter a light aircraft or helicopter?

Probably because if he was smart enough to do that, he wouldn't be a flat earther?

Never a good thing for anyone to die unnecessarily.

.....hang on....hang on.......

.........

....communique coming in.....



elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

24 Feb 2020 12:03pm
Stealth planes there, shot him down to hide the truth.

Which is don't pack your landing chute in your jet nozzle.

Wonder if he'll rate a Darwin award?
Heisenberg
Heisenberg

WA

44 posts

24 Feb 2020 12:22pm
The FAA has confirmed that the rockets were knocked out when it flew through a high density chemtrail.
holy guacamole
holy guacamole

1393 posts

24 Feb 2020 1:57pm
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Heisenberg said..
The FAA has confirmed that the rockets were knocked out when it flew through a high density chemtrail.

Heisenberg, in principle are you certain about that?
elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

24 Feb 2020 2:51pm
He certainly created one
firiebob
firiebob

WA

3177 posts

24 Feb 2020 2:53pm
He went through the high density chemtrail and made his own Pooptrail.
DelFuego
DelFuego

WA

213 posts

24 Feb 2020 3:29pm
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holy guacamole said..


Harrow said....Why didn't he just charter a light aircraft or helicopter?



Probably because if he was smart enough to do that, he wouldn't be a flat earther?

Never a good thing for anyone to die unnecessarily.

.....hang on....hang on.......

.........

....communique coming in.....






we know that Scomo and the Libtards don't believe scientific facts presented. He will need to check with the Oil, gas and coal industry before being allowed to form his own opinion.
saltiest1
saltiest1

NSW

2562 posts

24 Feb 2020 7:44pm
You'd HAVE to be a window licker wouldn't you?
Actually on further contemplation he probably went a few steps further

hoop
hoop

1979 posts

25 Feb 2020 2:32am
Splat ! Like a bug on a windscreen
landyacht
landyacht

WA

5921 posts

26 Feb 2020 2:43pm
steam powered????????? FFS
i reckon it all looked like it went to plan then
jn1
jn1

jn1

SA

2683 posts

26 Feb 2020 9:42pm
Apart from a parachute malfunction and death, it looked like a successful flight. RIP
Macroscien
Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

26 Feb 2020 10:07pm
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jn1 said..
Apart from a parachute malfunction and death, it looked like a successful flight. RIP




Yep, It looks that parachute was deployed just few seconds after firing up,while ascending , then turned off rocket science is a risky business...should send monkey or Layke dog on that flight.
Chris 249
Chris 249

NSW

3531 posts

27 Feb 2020 10:12am
One thing I wonder about flat earthers is how come they have not been to sea. For a start, when you're sailing at sea you can clearly see the effect of the curved surface by the way objects can be seen near the horizon; you can see the top of a lighthouse or the upperworks of a ship long before you can see the lower sections of them, and that is only explainable by the curvature of the earth.

But the other thing is that long distance sailing navigators follow "Great Circle" routes, which deviate from the theoretical straight line (as seen on a conventional map) so the vessel follows a shorter distance. For decades, ocean racing yachties have been sailing such routes and comparing logs afterwards, and then publishing the results. They have also often had to report their positions by radio at regular intervals.

If the earth was flat, then boats that went south on the Cape Town to Auckland leg of the Round the World race, for example, would be sailing almost twice as far as the boat that went "straight" according to the flat-earth map. The boats that went south would obviously show far more miles covered on their logs and would finish well behind. But of course, in reality, that doesn't happen. Not only that, the compass courses are of course very different.

So if the flat earthers were right, just about every RTW sailing yachtie would have to be in on some giant conspiracy. The "authorities" would have to have gotten to every single navigator and skipper and most of the crews, from every country, and doctored every log and every race result. And that's not even taking into account fishermen, commercial seamen and the Chinese and Russian navies.

Obviously the flat earth idea is silly, but it's sometimes interesting to consider just how silly it is.
hilly
hilly

WA

7979 posts

27 Feb 2020 7:43am
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Chris 249 said..
One thing I wonder about flat earthers is how come they have not been to sea. For a start, when you're sailing at sea you can clearly see the effect of the curved surface by the way objects can be seen near the horizon; you can see the top of a lighthouse or the upperworks of a ship long before you can see the lower sections of them, and that is only explainable by the curvature of the earth.

But the other thing is that long distance sailing navigators follow "Great Circle" routes, which deviate from the theoretical straight line (as seen on a conventional map) so the vessel follows a shorter distance. For decades, ocean racing yachties have been sailing such routes and comparing logs afterwards, and then publishing the results. They have also often had to report their positions by radio at regular intervals.

If the earth was flat, then boats that went south on the Cape Town to Auckland leg of the Round the World race, for example, would be sailing almost twice as far as the boat that went "straight" according to the flat-earth map. The boats that went south would obviously show far more miles covered on their logs and would finish well behind. But of course, in reality, that doesn't happen. Not only that, the compass courses are of course very different.

So if the flat earthers were right, just about every RTW sailing yachtie would have to be in on some giant conspiracy. The "authorities" would have to have gotten to every single navigator and skipper and most of the crews, from every country, and doctored every log and every race result. And that's not even taking into account fishermen, commercial seamen and the Chinese and Russian navies.

Obviously the flat earth idea is silly, but it's sometimes interesting to consider just how silly it is.


You obviously have no idea how stupid they are. No point arguing with them.
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