Father's Day WTF

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cauncy > 9 months ago, 1 Sep 2019

cauncy

8407 posts

1 Sep 2019 4:55pm

In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day

amirite

350 posts

1 Sep 2019 5:10pm

daddy day is a brand
shops invented it

Craig66

NSW

2466 posts

1 Sep 2019 7:14pm

Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.

cauncy

8407 posts

1 Sep 2019 5:29pm

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Craig66 said..
Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.

Which one uses this razor you talk of

Craig66

NSW

2466 posts

1 Sep 2019 8:04pm

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cauncy said..

Craig66 said..
Just another Revenue Razor day on the calendar for retail.

Which one uses this razor you talk of

Not this woman

Father day...the day most fathers have to do crap they would rather not. It should be called "leave us the fluck" alone day. But instead our whole day is taken up with bollocks most fathers can't stand.

Harrow

NSW

4521 posts

2 Sep 2019 2:44pm

I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.

Marsbars

546 posts

2 Sep 2019 1:17pm

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cauncy said..
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day

What about Bastards Day need that too

cauncy

8407 posts

2 Sep 2019 4:40pm

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Marsbars said..

cauncy said..
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day

What about Bastards Day need that too

Mark _australia

23526 posts

2 Sep 2019 6:01pm

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amirite said..
daddy day is a brand
shops invented it

Is that what you and he call your days out...?

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

2 Sep 2019 9:05pm

Having one dad is awesome, having 2 dads would be twice as awesome.

Seriously, if it works for some people and they are all happy in the family, who are we to judge.

causehecan

668 posts

5 Sep 2019 4:40pm

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Marsbars said..

cauncy said..
In today's age I'm amazed we're still allowed to call it such,
, happy artificial incemination in a lesbian marriage day

What about Bastards Day need that too

I have 5 of them a year

amirite

350 posts

5 Sep 2019 5:46pm

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Mark _australia said..

amirite said..
daddy day is a brand
shops invented it

Is that what you and he call your days out...?

my housekeeper
doesn't get this comment

psychojoe

2239 posts

5 Sep 2019 7:19pm

I got a new shirt
I like my new shirt
I'd show you but I don't want to stand up

causehecan

668 posts

6 Sep 2019 7:17am

Your comment took me on a wild journey psycho joe... For 15 minutes i tried to figure out what position you were in where you could wear a shirt but it remained hidden. I flicked thru the ancient yoga scriptures and sex positions and couldnt find any.

Then i realised your not wearing a shirt and its just in a cupboard. Next to the doctor

warwickl

NSW

2357 posts

6 Sep 2019 9:26am

I am happy

eppo

9762 posts

6 Sep 2019 7:43am

I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.

Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).

But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing.

Happy Father's Day to me

Buster fin

2597 posts

6 Sep 2019 8:02am

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warwickl said..

I am happy

Can we swap kids?

515

875 posts

6 Sep 2019 4:03pm

We live in a politically correct world and are more accepting of alternative family arrangements.
But still the original family structure of birth father, mother and kids always trump any other arrangement.
My daughter made me berry waffles, a larger father's day dinner with in laws and cousins. Good times

Imax1

QLD

4926 posts

6 Sep 2019 6:54pm

I also got a selector pac of beer from my daughter and a taster pack of chilli sauces from one son , the other son .....well two out of three ain't bad .

cauncy

8407 posts

6 Sep 2019 6:49pm

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warwickl said..

I am happy

Your child was the imacculate conception , hallelujah

cauncy

8407 posts

6 Sep 2019 6:50pm

My son bought me a bra and knickers, because he's transgender

ratz

481 posts

6 Sep 2019 7:16pm

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Buster fin said..

warwickl said..

I am happy

Can we swap kids?

I was thinking that myself...

japie

NSW

7145 posts

6 Sep 2019 9:36pm

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eppo said..
I got a from daughter cup saying "mr always right" and a card saying ... thanks for the money keep it coming.

Son just forgot (and I felt a proud tear flow from one eye).

But i did manage to buy a sup foil board and a new axis 900 higher aspect wing.

Happy Father's Day to me

I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.

Not one of them mentioned fathers day.

Very rewarding.

cauncy

8407 posts

6 Sep 2019 9:02pm

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japie said..

Happy Father's Day to me

I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.

Not one of them mentioned fathers day.

Very rewarding.

Are you their father

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

7 Sep 2019 3:08am

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causehecan said..
Your comment took me on a wild journey psycho joe...

Then i realised your not wearing a shirt and its just in a cupboard. Next to the doctor

I think you meant closet, Dave
So close to pulling off a really good joke, but, just like everything you do in life.... you fluck it up in the execution....

japie

NSW

7145 posts

7 Sep 2019 8:40am

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cauncy said..

japie said..

Happy Father's Day to me

I spent the virtually the whole day with my lot.

Not one of them mentioned fathers day.

Very rewarding.

Are you their father

Pretty sure I am. Not too many around with the guts to go near the old bag never mind copulate with her!

rockmagnet

QLD

1458 posts

7 Sep 2019 5:00pm

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Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.

I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey

(no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)

warwickl

NSW

2357 posts

7 Sep 2019 7:29pm

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rockmagnet said..

Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.

I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey

(no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)

I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.

Craig66

NSW

2466 posts

7 Sep 2019 7:40pm

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warwickl said..

rockmagnet said..

Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.

I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey

(no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)

I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.

Going to be bloody hard for you Warwick to walk past your new SUP knowing you cant touch it till xmas.

warwickl

NSW

2357 posts

7 Sep 2019 8:22pm

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Craig66 said..

warwickl said..

rockmagnet said..

Harrow said..
I got a litre of Sara Lee Ultra Choc ice cream, so once again, my life dream is fulfilled.

I got a new Stand up and a bottle of Wild Turkey American Honey

(no turkeys were harmed in the production of this drink.I on the other hand woke up with a very sore head)

I know a guy who got a new JL SUP of his dreams but not allowed to have it till Christmas.

Going to be bloody hard for you Warwick to walk past your new SUP knowing you cant touch it till xmas.

I can understand you think it was me.
I have a custom Smik Foil SUP hopefully arriving next week.
At my age my wife is very understanding that I may not make it till Christmas.

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