I was in the hardware megastore the other day and they were already flogging Christmas stuff.
Since some people like to have Christmas in July, why can't we have Oestrus in spring?
Easter is the Sunday after the first full moon following the equinox.
That would be October 1st this year.
Anybody want to chase bunnies?

Mr Milk said..
It's coming up to that time of year again.
Sunday after the first full moon after the equinox this year will be October 20

I used to enjoy getting 'day pissed', but it didn't work out. I began getting these strange parcels from ebay in the mail weeks later.

After I received a bug-a-salt gun in the mail I decided to reduced my alcohol intake. Just saying it was a sign: I needed to refrain from getting 'day pissed' then browsing ebay and buying fab stuff from the aldi catalog.

These days, when I unwind, I'm a lot more like you, I just double post random thoughts or just reply to idiotic posts on Seabreeze.

That's some amazing cross fertilisation going on there. Turnip is brassica, pumpkin cucurbita. They're not even in the same family.

If you don't believe me that there is a place called Huish-Epsicopi, then hang a right at Brympton D'Evercy and head towards Stoke-sub-Hamden. Before you get to Shepton Beauchamp hand another right, straight through Kingsbury Episcopi, and you'll find Huish Episcopi just past Mulcheny Ham.

If you are in Nether Compton or Curry Rivel then you are completely lost.