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Macroscien said..
or long one may masturbate for free?

I , think... you're doing now...

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1.rod_bunny said..

I , think... you're doing now...

That is nothing in comparison to those our lucky SB readers that are in 7th heaven right now:
while
1.Smoking own grown pot
2.Drinking self-made moonshine
3.Having wonderful BJ for only $1
4.Watching 4K porn on newest NBN fiber
5. Masturbating
6.Reviewing SB cyclonic weather forecast
7...... am I missing something here?

You ok there chief. I never never got past page 1 on the green topic. You might be surprised at who comments and who reads. Have a drink and smoke on me . Whats to say we are not roasting a feast a smoking the plumb sauce vapors.

I think Macro has been watching the bulls and the cows on the farm for too long.

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FormulaNova said..
I think Macro has been watching the bulls and the cows on the farm for too long.

You may be right.
But now thanks to satellite internet I can watch my beasts while 300km away.
24h on computer or phone. Zoom, pan,hear and even talk to.

Now all I need is only robotic arm so I could pet, rub them on the back

That inspired me with next ingenious idea.
How long we need to wait for remotely operated cheap robotic arms, gadgets?
Let's imagine that you are watching your favorite streamed interactive porn channel.
Now thanks to remotely operate hands you could ask your lovely actress ( or actor) to perform HJ on you 9 ( vice verse).
More, you don't need even porn site. You could do the same on Skype with your girlfriend ( or mate) .
Here I have some proposal and you could tell me which one could be the most satisfying to do the job:

Some examples how you could give you mate a helpful hand:

1. Boring hand

2.Human hand. Universal, Just need to screw to something.



3. If you could do so to your bunny, why not to your girly bunny?



4. Sterile hand, you could easily wash out after job made




5.Nice make up. But you could modify it to do good paint job around your workshop


6. Isn't it lovely that soon you could feed you, sweetheart, while away? Say you could do surfin' and keep your love fully fulfilled ?


7.Not the best design to do some groping remotely, I am afraid.Lady visibly doesn't want her breast been properly medically tested by you now.

8.Best selling robotic arms don't come cheap. At $1450 you may find this Japanese precision and Toyota relability very handy.


9.Bitch robot, sorry, misspelled that, wanted to say Beach Robot.Waterproof, sporty version.Example from our Water World.We all know that launching your kite is not easy while you on your own.Why not have one of those, fully waterproof version, to help you launch your kite, high into the air again

Are you posting on this forum as an excuse for having those photos on your computer? Is that what you tell your wife?

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FormulaNova said..
Are you posting on this forum as an excuse for having those photos on your computer? Is that what you tell your wife?

As you can see closely all those pictures are G rated.Appropriate body parts pixelated in advance.



That is made for your convenience so your wife doesn't have to worry, why on hell you are reading about alcohol production methods on watersport site. Don't you have grass to mow, dishes to clean or take a dog for a walk at least?

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HENDO 77 said..
Hey guys
Anyone one have any experience with distilling their own spirits . I'm keen to get into it and looking for anyone who can point me in the right direction. I'm mainly looking at making vodka.
A quick google points towards the turbo 500 but forum is putting doubt in my head
Cheers for any replys

Hey Hendo, find a mate who can weld stainless , and go the reflux, read lots , and most importantly remember the more you drink the more you save !!!!, have fun been at it over 10 yrs

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Macroscien said..

7...... am I missing something here?

Yes.
A fully functioning brain.

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kiterboy is asking for .....
functioning brain. Anybody have a spare one ?

Stephen Hawking just 2 weeks before his death filled the paper that could have earned him Nobel Prize ( if only alive) .
Here is a hint to the Nobel Prize-winning formula ( if you could decipher it)

K+I+T+E R+B+O+Y =i*d*i*o*t ^2



O boy, Lecter could starve to death on you.

Macro, too much moonshine might send you blind, but so does too much of something else. It's all about balance.

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Harrow said..
Macro, ..... It's all about balance.

just defending myself.I would happily ignore kitersboy posts if he could do kindly the same for me.
Ok
suppose the KiterBoy is a victim of his compulsive urge to attack and abuse.
Should I buy on eBay one of those latest fashion statement and send him for free?


That will definitely solve his problems like:
1) wet dreams
2) maniacal typing on SB without thinking
But a question remains.
Who is going to help him to fit it properly?

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youngbull said..
You ok there chief.

With all respect to your extensive knowledge on the subject,
I doubt there is much educational value,
to help unaware people to prepare the trap for themselves,
moonshining


Let's be Happy, drink less



Lets drink ( and eat ) in moderation



It seems to be Heaven too.
If you look at the picture below
No women,
No Cry
Just endless sea of weed



till you weak up next day
to see your dream burst

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Macroscien said..

Harrow said..
Macro, ..... It's all about balance.

just defending myself.I would happily ignore kitersboy posts if he could do kindly the same for me.

You have such a hard time putting together a well balanced point of view that even your 'burns' can't be taken seriously.

The trouble is, it's hard to ignore someone who prolifically spews forth so much irrational, illogical and misinformed tripe.

I'm willing to bet that you either live an extremely sheltered life with no direct experience with what you decry to be evil, or have only had direct experience with a family member that was a rabid alcoholic and substance abuser, thereby skewing your views.

Your manner also makes it easy to believe that you are living in some sort of psudo-science-religious cult and these forays in the forum are unsanctioned by your cult but is your way to desperately save people from the ills of life, both technologically through your flawed 'inventive' concepts, as well as saving the demons people become by partaking in alcohol or other EVIL substance.

Wake up, the world isn't black and white, mate.

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kiterboy said..

Your manner also makes it easy to believe...

But you mate are doing a lot of psychoanalysis here,
as you are for sure well qualified in the field.
Just stamp here a picture of your Ph.D. in psychology and I will keep my mouth shut.

Just in case you considering a change in your career as a psychologist ( because most of our cases are hopelessly uncurable) maybe you do next doctorate in CHIROPRACTIC instead?
There are lots of mates falling of the sky recently that may need your help urgently.


Hopefully, none happen "under influence..."
No weeds to blame,
no booze
just this stupid wind don't know what is doing .....

In contrast to home mining for cryptos which is waste of energy and resources, something valuable is created when distilling spirits at home. In fact it's a very good store of value due to it's long shelf life. Like gold.

Should I change my career and try to talk to those nice cuddly animals instead? You could not save those they don't want to be saved.

www.facebook.com/Gaia/videos/1858448067519209/

Beside hard for me to imagine dolphin brewing a moonshine at the ocean bottom.
I bet I could teach quicker dolphin or whale to play piano, that change somebody mind not to drown in endless vodka oceans.Just because it is free or cheap.

Maybe not? Maybe they are already more human that we tough? will learn to smoke underwater weeds, leave the empty bottle noses on sandy beaches, dive under influence?
All from us people