Met an ole geezer last week, who has only realised he did not have to get out of bed at 2AM to adjust his clocks, "I'd been doing that for years mate," and the bloody neighbour asked me last autumn what the f*** I was doing farting around the house at 2AM

Queensland?

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Yep, in August it should go forward an hour, then again in October


Old geezer ahead of his time

boom boom

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clarence said..
Queensland?

No DS here Clarry
they are afraid their curtains will fade

They think if you cut two inches of a towel and stitch it to the bottom you have a two inch longer towel!
Dumb farmer's...can't think or add up.