Cookie Clicker

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kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
24 Sep 2013 10:12pm
Utterly stupid, really dumb, thoroughly pointless game:

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

I discovered it this avo, now making over 200,000 per second.

Enjoy.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
25 Sep 2013 12:50pm
3.3 cookies/second and I've achieved RSI.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
25 Sep 2013 5:12pm
God help me. 200K per second.



The game exploits something in human nature that is a combination of compounding interest, the golden ratio, and chocolate chip cookies.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
25 Sep 2013 5:24pm
...This is not as mindless a game as it first appears.

At first I had RSI, now I have ROI.
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
25 Sep 2013 5:41pm
I need a new mouse..and only on 139.6 cookies p/s after about 15mins!
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
25 Sep 2013 7:59pm
I just can't quite close the tab


btw guess how it stores where you're up to?














































Cookies.
Haircut
Haircut
QLD
6491 posts
QLD, 6491 posts
25 Sep 2013 9:38pm
every time you play, a cheesy dance music song is released on radio metro.....


evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
26 Sep 2013 10:18am
kiteboy dave said..





Team Oracle has edged ahead.

Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
NSW, 4521 posts
26 Sep 2013 11:36am
I thought it was impossible for there to be anything more pointless than the 'cookie clicker' game. Except maybe contributing to this thread. (Oops, I just did.)
Poida
Poida
WA
1922 posts
WA, 1922 posts
26 Sep 2013 2:55pm
i wish u hadnt posted this
7tim
7tim
VIC
89 posts
VIC, 89 posts
26 Sep 2013 6:13pm
When it all gets too much and you want it to end, type:
javascript: Game.RuinTheFun()

into your browser while you're on the game page. (Chrome only)
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
26 Sep 2013 7:22pm
^ good one, end it in style!

It was killing my poor old computer, Chrome is the only thing it runs well but that was a bit much for it.
Rails
Rails
QLD
1371 posts
QLD, 1371 posts
27 Sep 2013 8:43am
Game.frenzy=Game.fps*10; Game.frenzyPower=100000000000000000000; Game.recalculateGains=10; Game.Popup('Short Frenzy! Cookie production x1000 for 1 second!'); undefined

How to get cookies quickly


GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
28 Sep 2013 10:09am
Game started 4 hours ago, making over 1,000,000 cookies per second, should be able to buy my first antimatter condenser in a few more minutes...
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
28 Sep 2013 10:23am
And then it was +2M CpS
Rails
Rails
QLD
1371 posts
QLD, 1371 posts
29 Jul 2014 1:56pm
revivAL
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
29 Jul 2014 2:26pm
Got boring after exploring the bulk of the non-cheated options and a fair few of the cheated ones. Nice to come back every few months to see what they've added to the game though.


Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
29 Jul 2014 2:22pm
Geez and you people pay out on those with 12000 posts here
Dezman
Dezman
NSW
818 posts
NSW, 818 posts
29 Jul 2014 4:44pm
Mark _australia said..
Geez and you people pay out on those with 12000 posts here


Well if you do short ones they add up :D

wonder who has typed the most?

Hey Sea Breeze Gods please enlighten us to this question, doh this reply was meant to be short.
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6158 posts
QLD, 6158 posts
29 Jul 2014 5:37pm
forgive my maths, but is it better to keep buying little things and multiplying that way, or save up a bit more and get a bigger multiplier?
GreenPat
GreenPat
QLD
4103 posts
QLD, 4103 posts
29 Jul 2014 6:50pm
myusernam said..
forgive my maths, but is it better to keep buying little things and multiplying that way, or save up a bit more and get a bigger multiplier?


Go big or go home. Fastest way to dominate the cookieverse is to get the biggest things you can as soon as you can.
cameron2156
cameron2156
WA
149 posts
WA, 149 posts
30 Jul 2014 8:53am
additively annoying game,
Paradox
Paradox
QLD
1326 posts
QLD, 1326 posts
30 Jul 2014 4:06pm
GreenPat said..

myusernam said..
forgive my maths, but is it better to keep buying little things and multiplying that way, or save up a bit more and get a bigger multiplier?



Go big or go home. Fastest way to dominate the cookieverse is to get the biggest things you can as soon as you can.


and nail those golden cookies.....
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