Just having a think. It's a bit of a pain with making or buying good tools for DIY projects. Once you start buying materials and tools and stuff the costs add up.
My current thought is I have a couple of 1m rulers and some acrylic sheet. Use the acrylic sheet to make a hingey holder plate thing at one end. Rigid connection on one ruler, pivoting connection on the other. Drill some holes into the rulers and attach it together. Some lengths of acrylic to make the measuring probes at the other end. Some screws and a couple of wing nuts and away you go.
Measurements could be made by moving the ruler in and out, or by moving the measuring probes up and down. Probably both and whatever works for the job.
Maybe put multiple holes in the rulers so the hinge can be moved inwards for measuring smaller things, or moved onto 30cm rulers. The steel rulers already have one hole in the end.

Thanks for the input and making me think things through.