This is a public service announcement for people who wear baseball caps.

If you tuck your ears UNDER your baseball cap - you look like an idiot, a fool, an absolute tool.

Because you are a tool. Cause you tuck your ears under your cap.
The tooliest tools that ever was, were and will ever be, you couldn't look more stupid if you tried, save for forgetting to wipe away the drool that dribbles down from the corner of your slack jawed mouths.

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kiterboy said..
This is a public service announcement for people who wear baseball caps.

If you tuck your ears UNDER your baseball cap - you look like an idiot, a fool, an absolute tool.

Because you are a tool. Cause you tuck your ears under your cap.
The tooliest tools that ever was, were and will ever be, you couldn't look more stupid if you tried, save for forgetting to wipe away the drool that dribbles down from the corner of your slack jawed mouths.

Go on, tell us what you really think...

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UncleBob said..

kiterboy said..
This is a public service announcement for people who wear baseball caps.

If you tuck your ears UNDER your baseball cap - you look like an idiot, a fool, an absolute tool.

Because you are a tool. Cause you tuck your ears under your cap.
The tooliest tools that ever was, were and will ever be, you couldn't look more stupid if you tried, save for forgetting to wipe away the drool that dribbles down from the corner of your slack jawed mouths.

Go on, tell us what you really think...

Kiterboy has no ears and is jealous. Perhaps.

It's a travesty against nature and good sense.

The only other thing that comes close to this are the guys who wear diving caps and think they look good.
Oh gawd...DRIVING CAPS!
WTF are you thinking people???!!!
I'm just glad I've never seen any of those mentally disabled people tucking their ears under their driving caps.

I'm sure I saw Kiterboy with his cap on backwards.(long memories)

Yeah, wear em high like ya old man pants.

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Buster fin said..
Kiterboy has no ears and is jealous. Perhaps.

He use to have ears, but he never tucked them under his cap so they had to remove them due to skin cancer.

I hate to admit it but I can't wear a cap that low. It only just covers my big head! Getting the ears in would be an achievement.

Is it still cool to leave the sticker on ?

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Imax1 said..
Is it still cool to leave the sticker on ?

So that's actually a thing????
I might have to lay off my boys for doing that then

Try doing it with a 60cm circumference noggin.

Go home Yankee, or get a real hat

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kiterboy said..
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Oh gawd...DRIVING CAPS!
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Truckers caps are called truckers caps for a reason. They're ideal when you're driving into the rising or setting sun. Not much use at other times. You can take them off when you don't need them if you want.

I would think about tucking my ears under my cap if it was super cold or I was worried about sun on the top of my ears. Hopefully I would have a hat more suited to the conditions, but if that's all you've got then you make do what you have.

Golfers caps don't blow off as easily as baseball caps do.
Would a baggy green be OK for kiterboy?


My personal fav

Sombrero.

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Harrow said..
Go home Yankee, or get a real hat

Gee, I thought I was the only curmudgeon who resented American cultural imperialism. I was given one and I find it's excellent for driving when the sun visor doesn't do the job. There's no brim to get caught on the seat head rest. It could be worse. It could be a MAGA hat.