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Back when men were men

Created by Mastbender Mastbender  > 9 months ago, 24 Mar 2016
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Mastbender
Mastbender

1972 posts

24 Mar 2016 7:09am
This is wild, and the farther you go back in history, the wilder it has to be.
Never had this "sport" in my country, but I have been always amazed by it, freaking dangerous!
obct
obct

NSW

3487 posts

24 Mar 2016 10:20am


The person standing upright at the rear of the boat with the extra long ore is called the "sweep".

It's a little known fact that the word "sweep" is an aboriginal word and its meaning loosely translates to;

"watch out, I can't steer this f**king thing"

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Why yes, I have been hit by them on 4 occasions!!! but how did you know that???
GreenPat
GreenPat

QLD

4096 posts

24 Mar 2016 10:47am
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30's Narrator said..

We can't wait for stragglers so start swimming brother



JulianRoss
JulianRoss

WA

544 posts

24 Mar 2016 8:58am
great commentary...
evlPanda
evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

24 Mar 2016 1:59pm
Spilled my cafe latte watching this while getting my hair done.
GreenPat
GreenPat

QLD

4096 posts

24 Mar 2016 5:25pm
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evlPanda said..
Spilled my cafe latte watching this while getting my hair done.


Did it stain your blouse?
bjw
bjw

bjw

QLD

3687 posts

24 Mar 2016 5:43pm
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evlPanda said...
Spilled my cafe latte watching this while getting my hair done.


You should sue
Imax
Imax

VIC

25 posts

24 Mar 2016 9:28pm
It was all harmless fun like smoking
Imax
Imax

VIC

25 posts

24 Mar 2016 9:30pm
And drink driving...
bjw
bjw

bjw

QLD

3687 posts

24 Mar 2016 9:07pm
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Imax said..
And drink driving...


and drinking and posting
sn
sn

sn

WA

2775 posts

25 Mar 2016 8:49pm
My Dad and his mates from City Beach Surf Club used to row to Rotto and back "for training" regularly.

They were pretty serious about it too, they added ballast to make the boat heavier - 2 or 3 x 18 gallon kegs plus tucker

One time they were rowing back in "City III" and sprung a leak in the hull, to plug it they jammed their bathers into the sprung seam and kept on rowing - only to find a bumper crowd at the beach.

The whole crew had to sprint up to the clubhouse....starkers yeah - they got a bit of a lecture over that


stephen
getfunky
getfunky

WA

4485 posts

27 Mar 2016 6:08am
Curiosity got the better of me and I had to suss out a thread on manliness posted by 'Mastbender'

It is pretty amazing watching the carnage (more often than not) when a surf boat takes on a decent set.

I've never understood why peeps, post 1930, would take a 'surf boat' out in actual surf.

Manly it may be, but so is strapping some fillet steaks to ya noggin and walking into a lion enclosure.

Here is a much more modern alternative.. and this way you don't get Speedos so far up ya butt a surgeon is called in.



"Hey man, slow down!! There's a speed camera up ahead.

getfunky
getfunky

WA

4485 posts

27 Mar 2016 6:10am
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sn said..
My Dad and his mates from City Beach Surf Club used to row to Rotto and back "for training" regularly.

They were pretty serious about it too, they added ballast to make the boat heavier - 2 or 3 x 18 gallon kegs plus tucker

One time they were rowing back in "City III" and sprung a leak in the hull, to plug it they jammed their bathers into the sprung seam and kept on rowing - only to find a bumper crowd at the beach.

The whole crew had to sprint up to the clubhouse....starkers yeah - they got a bit of a lecture over that


stephen


Bunch a manly men, out on the ocean for a long time and end up naked together plugging the leak??
Are you sure ya dad's memory isn't slipping and he's thinking of his time in the Navy?
evlPanda
evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

27 Mar 2016 4:41pm
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bjw said..
evlPanda said...
Spilled my cafe latte watching this while getting my hair done.


You should sue


I did, and stop calling me 'Sue'.
actiomax
actiomax

NSW

1576 posts

28 Mar 2016 8:57am
Back when men were men
And women weren't invented
Men drilled holes in telegraph poles
And stood there quite contented
Sailhack
Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

28 Mar 2016 12:20pm
I keep seeing this title and can't help but remember the saying (I think it referred to the southern states of USA)...

"...where men are men - and so are half the women!"
Mastbender
Mastbender

1972 posts

31 Mar 2016 2:43am
I went to an agricultural/architectural college, interesting combo I know, but there was some separation between the two schools, I was in the architectural half.
There was a saying there that applied to the agricultural side, "where men are men, the women are men, and the sheep are running".
jonnulla
jonnulla

NSW

74 posts

31 Mar 2016 11:02am
the only difference i can see with these boats to todays ones are now we have fiberglass boats and electric pumps to try and empty the boat out before the next wave breaks into it. Plus now there not used for rescue's but just for competitions. if you ever get the chance give it a go, wont get any surfers trying to drop in on your wave when your in one.
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