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ka43
ka43
NSW
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NSW, 3101 posts
14 Dec 2014 10:49pm
Do you leave the barby with the last cook oils and flavours or clean within an inch of its life??
I do the scrape and push the leftovers down the hot plate drain. Not spotless but still pretty clean for the nest cook.
We BBQ a lot so curious what others reckon??
sn
sn
WA
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sn sn
WA, 2775 posts
14 Dec 2014 8:25pm
Well..... at our Wodgina crib hut BBQ, I let the Quolls clean the barbie for me [not that I had much choice] - those buggers have sharp teeth and don't appreciate being pushed away from a free feed.

At Sinclair and Sunrise Dam the goannas did a fair job, but left a bit for us to clean up.

At home, the dog will nick anything off the barbie plate, no matter how hot - and somehow it is spotless by the time I get back.

I'm not game to tell the Sandwichmaker


stephen
Buster fin
Buster fin
WA
2598 posts
WA, 2598 posts
14 Dec 2014 8:34pm
I know you're talking about public bbqs, so here's my take;
I'll leave it better than I found it if at all possible, but I will push bits down the plug hole.
If it's a steel plate it always gets a fresh coat of oil too.
djt91184
djt91184
QLD
1211 posts
QLD, 1211 posts
14 Dec 2014 10:43pm
sn said...
Well..... at our Wodgina crib hut BBQ, I let the Quolls clean the barbie for me [not that I had much choice] - those buggers have sharp teeth and don't appreciate being pushed away from a free feed.

At Sinclair and Sunrise Dam the goannas did a fair job, but left a bit for us to clean up.

At home, the dog will nick anything off the barbie plate, no matter how hot - and somehow it is spotless by the time I get back.

I'm not game to tell the Sandwichmaker


stephen


Does Buddha and Deena Champion still work there. Wodgina.
kiteboy dave
kiteboy dave
QLD
6525 posts
QLD, 6525 posts
14 Dec 2014 10:52pm
Public bbqs? I'd rather byo. Bought ourselves a baby-q as a wedding anniversary pressie many years ago (when we still celebrated such things) and it's perfect for taking to the park.

Clean - basic scrape after, then a really good hot preheat (burn the germs off) & wipe over with paper towel after hot & you're good to go...
cauncy
cauncy
WA
8407 posts
WA, 8407 posts
14 Dec 2014 9:31pm
Leave as found
GPA
GPA
WA
2529 posts
GPA GPA
WA, 2529 posts
14 Dec 2014 9:42pm
Public - I try and leave better than I found it... but I do not spend 20min cleaning it...(generally I've done that at the start )

At Home - scrape clean with the Bar-B-Mate and then wipe down with paper towels (leaving the bbq goodness for next time) - if the plate is a little dry I give it a light coat with spray olive oil. Once a year she gets stripped down and the full high pressure clean and wipe down... but we use it 2-3 times a week all year round.
Gizmo
Gizmo
SA
2865 posts
SA, 2865 posts
15 Dec 2014 1:48am
With a public BBQ use a piece of oven paper to cook on..... Then you don't have to worry about cleaning beforehand and after just throw the paper away when your finished.
It also works a treat with sticky marinated things on the hot plate, just use the oven paper.

PS it doesn't work on an open grill.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
15 Dec 2014 1:58pm
I once went for a foreshore barbie with a mob of asians. The stainless plate was superb and the girls still said ewwww and put alfoil on it. Hard eating marinated wings burnt onto alfoil that's for sure. Weird people lol

If it doesn't smell rancid, its good to go.
VB MAN
VB MAN
1156 posts
1156 posts
15 Dec 2014 5:10pm
Just go prepared


SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
15 Dec 2014 8:51pm


bunnings sell silicon bbq matts . cook on hotplate on one of those then give to wife to wash with dishes ....................


........never clean a bbq again !
sn
sn
WA
2775 posts
sn sn
WA, 2775 posts
15 Dec 2014 7:37pm
djt91184 said..Does Buddha and Deena Champion still work there. Wodgina.


Not sure - I was a Brandrill shotfirer there, now I'm out of the mining game and Hollywood paycheques

stephen
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
15 Dec 2014 7:43pm
I know that you dont critisize other blokes cooking technique when the barbies at their house , but one year we all stood around watching a friend faff around with those silicon mats,.
1 for red meat 1 for kebabs then he cleans up and starts on fish.
we all stood there saying nothing , but wanting too ,
then his missus comes out looking for the cooked food, the red meat has gone cold and hes still faffing with the fish.
she lost the plot, pushed the fish off the mat onto the plate, told him to man up and cook , took a swig of his beer and stormed off.
moral is , just man up and cook the food , dont faff , its a barbie FFS
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. ahhhhhhhh that feels better
GPA
GPA
WA
2529 posts
GPA GPA
WA, 2529 posts
15 Dec 2014 7:56pm
landyacht said..
I know that you dont critisize other blokes cooking technique when the barbies at their house , but one year we all stood around watching a friend faff around with those silicon mats,.
1 for red meat 1 for kebabs then he cleans up and starts on fish.
we all stood there saying nothing , but wanting too ,
then his missus comes out looking for the cooked food, the red meat has gone cold and hes still faffing with the fish.
she lost the plot, pushed the fish off the mat onto the plate, told him to man up and cook , took a swig of his beer and stormed off.
moral is , just man up and cook the food , dont faff , its a barbie FFS
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. ahhhhhhhh that feels better


That reminds me: My ex Brother in Law was a BBQ noob - he got a nice hooded unit for his 30th and invited all and sundry over for a cook-up. Well... after burning it off on high for about 20min he put frozen T-bone, chops and sausages on at once - with raw marinated chicken wings... Well it all started to bubble and stew and he just put the lid down and walked away. The Mrs must have seen the horrified look on my face and forbid me to say anything or take any action... About an hour later (seriously) he served it up. I got in quick and picked out the better of the snags; my wife who was busy on the wine and chin-waggin got in late and got a black drumstick and something that used to be a chop... hands down the worst BBQ I have ever had.

PS - I've had to rescue more than one BBQ. Even had a mate who relied upon me to take over and cook... and another who got comfortable with the beers and let his Mrs run the BBQ. I had to step in to preserve the male domain and honour.
Cal
Cal
QLD
1003 posts
Cal Cal
QLD, 1003 posts
15 Dec 2014 10:35pm
GPA said..

and another who got comfortable with the beers and let his Mrs run the BBQ. I had to step in to preserve the male domain and honour.


Sounds like he had it covered
Toph
Toph
WA
1880 posts
WA, 1880 posts
15 Dec 2014 11:19pm
GPA said...
landyacht said..
I know that you dont critisize other blokes cooking technique when the barbies at their house , but one year we all stood around watching a friend faff around with those silicon mats,.
1 for red meat 1 for kebabs then he cleans up and starts on fish.
we all stood there saying nothing , but wanting too ,
then his missus comes out looking for the cooked food, the red meat has gone cold and hes still faffing with the fish.
she lost the plot, pushed the fish off the mat onto the plate, told him to man up and cook , took a swig of his beer and stormed off.
moral is , just man up and cook the food , dont faff , its a barbie FFS
.
.
.
.
. ahhhhhhhh that feels better


That reminds me: My ex Brother in Law was a BBQ noob - he got a nice hooded unit for his 30th and invited all and sundry over for a cook-up. Well... after burning it off on high for about 20min he put frozen T-bone, chops and sausages on at once - with raw marinated chicken wings... Well it all started to bubble and stew and he just put the lid down and walked away. The Mrs must have seen the horrified look on my face and forbid me to say anything or take any action... About an hour later (seriously) he served it up. I got in quick and picked out the better of the snags; my wife who was busy on the wine and chin-waggin got in late and got a black drumstick and something that used to be a chop... hands down the worst BBQ I have ever had.

PS - I've had to rescue more than one BBQ. Even had a mate who relied upon me to take over and cook... and another who got comfortable with the beers and let his Mrs run the BBQ. I had to step in to preserve the male domain and honour.


Do I know you?? Was I there? Was the male host a kite boarder? Sounds awfully familiar
djt91184
djt91184
QLD
1211 posts
QLD, 1211 posts
16 Dec 2014 4:14am
sn said...
djt91184 said..Does Buddha and Deena Champion still work there. Wodgina.


Not sure - I was a Brandrill shotfirer there, now I'm out of the mining game and Hollywood paycheques

stephen



Yep
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
16 Dec 2014 11:26am
Oil stops your BBQ rusting. That's the secret. The end.
Skid
Skid
QLD
1499 posts
QLD, 1499 posts
16 Dec 2014 1:13pm
The Tongmaster....

Steve was at the barbecue and Jeff was at the barbecue and I was at the barbecue; three men standing around a barbecue, sipping beer, staring at sausages, rolling them backwards and forwards, never leaving them alone.
We didn't know why we were at the barbecue; we were just drawn there like moths to a flame. The barbecue was a powerful gravitational force, a man-magnet. J
eff said the thin ones could use a turn, I said, "yeah I reckon the thin ones could use a turn", Steve said, "yeah they really need a turn" - it was a unanimous turning decision.
Steve was the Tong-master, a true artist, he gave a couple of practice snaps of his long silver tongs, SNAP, SNAP, before moving in, prodding, teasing, and with an elegant flick of his wrist, rolling them onto their little backs. A lesser tong-man would've flicked too hard; the sausages would've gone full circle, back to where they started. Nice, I remarked. The others nodded. Kevin was passing us, he heard the siren song sizzle of the snags, the barbecue was calling, beckoning, Kevinmmm ...come. He stuck his head in and said, "any room?" We nodded and began the barbecue shuffle; Steve shuffled to the left, Jeff shuffled to the left, I shuffled to the left, Kevin slipped in beside me, we sipped our beer. Now there were four of us staring at sausages, and Steve gave me the nod, my cue. I was second-in-command, and I had to take the raw sausages out of the plastic bag and lay them on the barbecue; not too close together, not too far apart, curl them into each other's bodies like lovers -fat ones, thin ones, herbed and continental.
Gary came along, he said, "looking good, looking good" -the irresistible lure of the barbecue had pulled him in too. We nodded and did the BBQ shuffle, left, left, left, left, he slipped in beside Kevin, we sipped our beer. Five men, lots of sausages. Jeff was the Fork-pronger; he had the fork that pronged the tough hides of the Bavarian bratwursts and he showed lots of promise. Stabbing away eagerly, leaving perfect little vampire holes up and down the casing.
Gary was shaking his head, he said, "I reckon they cook better if you don't poke them". There was a long silence, you could have heard a chipolata drop; this newcomer was a rabble-rouser, bringing in his crazy ideas from outside. He didn't understand the hierarchy; first the Tong-master, then the sausage-layer, then the Fork-pronger -and everyone below was just a watcher. Maybe eventually they'll move up the ladder, but for now - don't rock the Weber.
Steve handed me his tongs. I looked at him and he nodded. I knew what was happening, I'd waited a long time for this moment - the abdication. The tongs weighed heavy in my hands, firm in my grip - was I ready for the responsibility? I snapped them twice, before moving in, prodding, teasing, and with an elegant flick of my wrist, rolling them back onto their little bellies. I was a natural, I was the TONG-MASTER ...
Until Steve got back from the toilet....

cisco
cisco
QLD
12365 posts
QLD, 12365 posts
16 Dec 2014 3:23pm
^^^ Absolute classic Skid.
SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
16 Dec 2014 8:36pm


skid , that is magnificent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks ...............
GPA
GPA
WA
2529 posts
GPA GPA
WA, 2529 posts
16 Dec 2014 6:16pm
cisco said..
^^^ Absolute classic Skid.


Although Gary was correct - never prick your snags... leave them to cook in their own juices... MMMmmmmm (if the skin splits you've got the heat up too high )
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