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Australians in 2055

Created by Mobydisc Mobydisc  > 9 months ago, 30 Apr 2015
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Mobydisc
Mobydisc

NSW

9029 posts

30 Apr 2015 11:05pm
In fifty years time will Australians have moms and asses and buy cases of beer?

kk
kk

kk

WA

953 posts

30 Apr 2015 9:21pm
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Mobydisc said..
In fifty years time will Australians have moms and asses and buy cases of beer?



Or not be able to do simple maths?
Test pilot 1
Test pilot 1

WA

1430 posts

30 Apr 2015 9:31pm
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kk said..

Mobydisc said..
In fifty years time will Australians have moms and asses and buy cases of beer?




Or not be able to do simple maths?


asses donkeys or arses?
Since when do you buy beer in cases I've only ever seen it in cartons!
RockyDude
RockyDude

WA

1777 posts

30 Apr 2015 9:34pm
In 2055 it will probably be Mt Everest skylifts and robotic accountants, who will decide the expense, lifting such a heavy object, is not worth the engineering effort involved in making it possible, worthwhile.

Regards,
elmo
elmo

WA

8879 posts

30 Apr 2015 9:37pm
As the Australian government (of whatever ilk) are to lazy to do anything apart from allow people to dig big holes in the ground, In 50 years time all the mines will join together and become one big crater which will flood due to the rising sea level giving Australia the largest inland sea.

In 2 million years time the cockroach sceintists will find this crater and assume it was the result of a huge meteor strike which lead to the 3rd great extinction.
RockyDude
RockyDude

WA

1777 posts

30 Apr 2015 9:42pm
ROFL!

Have you worked out what the OP was about?

Rega LOL rds,
firiebob
firiebob

WA

3177 posts

30 Apr 2015 9:48pm
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elmo said..
As the Australian government (of whatever ilk) are to lazy to do anything apart from allow people to dig big holes in the ground


+1

And no, I have no idea what Moby was on about either
oceanfire
oceanfire

WA

718 posts

30 Apr 2015 10:30pm

ThinkaBowtit
ThinkaBowtit

WA

1134 posts

30 Apr 2015 10:59pm
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Mobydisc said..
In fifty years time will Australians have moms and asses and buy cases of beer?



As opposed to having mums and arses and buying cartons of beer now? The Americanisation of planet earth getting to you Moby?
someawe
someawe

WA

179 posts

1 May 2015 8:58am
In 50 years time, moms with asses drinking cases of beer will be living in the year 2065!
russh
russh

SA

3027 posts

1 May 2015 10:58am
And our left hand drive rocket cars will have to drive on the opposite side of the stratosphere
dan berry
dan berry

WA

2562 posts

1 May 2015 9:43am
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ThinkaBowtit said...
Mobydisc said..
In fifty years time will Australians have moms and asses and buy cases of beer?



As opposed to having mums and arses and buying cartons of beer now? The Americanisation of planet earth getting to you Moby?



I did an airport pickup this morning and noticed something abit daunting. The sheer amount of developer advertising written in Chinese (not "american";). It's funny because while everyone is watching the left hand (America, Middle East, russia ect) the right hand ( china) is quietly taking ownership of the world, cunning.
Mobydisc
Mobydisc

NSW

9029 posts

1 May 2015 12:08pm
Mobydisc
Mobydisc

NSW

9029 posts

1 May 2015 12:27pm
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kk said..




Mobydisc said..
In fifty years time will Australians have moms and asses and buy cases of beer?






Or not be able to do simple maths?





I'm living in the past late at night..... sorry

My Internet connection was better in 2005 too.
AUS1111
AUS1111

WA

3621 posts

1 May 2015 11:03am
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dan berry said..



I did an airport pickup this morning and noticed something abit daunting. The sheer amount of developer advertising written in Chinese (not "american";). It's funny because while everyone is watching the left hand (America, Middle East, russia ect) the right hand ( china) is quietly taking ownership of the world, cunning.



Would you have noticed / commented / cared if the English were taking over? Have the Chinese offended you in some way?
dan berry
dan berry

WA

2562 posts

1 May 2015 11:22am
All the same really, Chinese, American, English. If Americans were doing the same I would feel the same. I just find it interesting how some counties use war and others use $$$.
I heard a report a couple of months back that the Chinese government was asking the australian government to do something about the foreign ownership laws as they were concerned about the huge amounts of corrupt money from china was being invested in australian real estate.
What that does for future generations housing costs here (where we live) scares me.
sotired
sotired

WA

602 posts

1 May 2015 12:39pm
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dan berry said..
All the same really, Chinese, American, English. If Americans were doing the same I would feel the same. I just find it interesting how some counties use war and others use $$$.
I heard a report a couple of months back that the Chinese government was asking the australian government to do something about the foreign ownership laws as they were concerned about the huge amounts of corrupt money from china was being invested in australian real estate.
What that does for future generations housing costs here (where we live) scares me.



It is a bit amazing really. All this money that seems to be coming, apparently to park it, from a country which is meant to not have such a gap between the poor and the less poor.

Something's broken. I think stopping them investing the money outside China is not the actual problem.
dmitri
dmitri

VIC

1040 posts

1 May 2015 4:06pm
yep, need to start teaching kids how to speak mandarin for employment prospects.
I remember KRudd was talking about it too on his first atempt to come back. I listened his speech on a radio.
Surly he knew something.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

1 May 2015 2:19pm
We already have SUV's and now the chick on the Ranger advertisement calling it a 'truck'
dan berry
dan berry

WA

2562 posts

1 May 2015 3:53pm
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sotired said...
dan berry said..
All the same really, Chinese, American, English. If Americans were doing the same I would feel the same. I just find it interesting how some counties use war and others use $$$.
I heard a report a couple of months back that the Chinese government was asking the australian government to do something about the foreign ownership laws as they were concerned about the huge amounts of corrupt money from china was being invested in australian real estate.
What that does for future generations housing costs here (where we live) scares me.



It is a bit amazing really. All this money that seems to be coming, apparently to park it, from a country which is meant to not have such a gap between the poor and the less poor.

Something's broken. I think stopping them investing the money outside China is not the actual problem.


I think the problem from their ( chinese government) point of view was they were trying to get the money back. If it was in china still they could just take it. Once it was overseas it was gone.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

1 May 2015 4:48pm
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Mobydisc said..

Cranky video - Australia Don't Become America


Had to smile at the music genre (mostly American) and their choice of clothing / fashions (all started in America...)


bjw
bjw

bjw

QLD

3687 posts

1 May 2015 10:11pm
In 2055, mining we will be finished mining in Australia, the world will have realized that it's cheaper and less complex to mine in Africa.
White Australian will be even stupider than an episode of East Enders, waiting tables for rich Chinese middle class. Beer will be not be bought in cases, but in bottles. And those asses will be as smelly as they are now.

But in 50 years... everything will be fine again
SandS
SandS

VIC

5904 posts

2 May 2015 2:40am


there is nothing wrong with America and moms and cases and who gives a ****ing rats arse any how ..............
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