While I was in RPH, the fellas in my ward / Occupational therapy group were a hoot!
One was a baker - his hand got dragged into a bread slicer, he yanked his hand out, salvaged the chopped up bits, and the vet used the bits to make three short fingers and used a toe for the thumb.
Another [feral kid from the bush] had a rather lumpy and cancerous rib removed - wanted to keep it, but the vet said no.
The two of them got bored and went looking for fun, couldnt find any suitable nurses, but found a bottle of nitrous someplace,
high as they were - they managed to find the Pathology lab, and liberated the missing rib.
Last I saw, the rib was the column shift gearstick for his EH.
Another fella in the O.T. group was a no-hoper junkie who had tried cutting his wrists - but missed the bleedy bits and scored a direct hit on the stringy tendon stuff that make everything work.
We gave up on him, fried brain, and bad case of "poorbuggerme" who couldn't-wouldn't do anything to help himself or anyone else.
Me - with an arm in plaster, I got bored and wandered into the RPH carpentry shop thinking I could kill some time talking to the tradies.
Found a pile of timber and set of plans for some wheelchair ramps, Couldn't find anyone around to chat with, so.......... by morning tea time I had the ramps machined up and ready for assembly.
Wandered back to the O.T. workshop after smoko, to find a rather worried O.T. Chick.
Someone had just done the weeks allocated work for the 2 chippies, and their boss was on the warpath. [O.T. Chick spotted the sawdust on my clothes and told me to hide]
After the next operation, during recovery - I went back for a visit, O.T. Chick was rather glum.
Her fella had pulled the head off her beloved MGA, and didn't know WTF he was doing.
Got her to bring the head in to RPH, I cleaned it up, straightened it, ported, polished, trick valve job, [all in the O.T. room with RPH tools]

and showed her how to put it all back on the engine.
RPH was a fun place!- as long as they were not chopping bits off me.
stephen