Q What is 100ft long and has 6 teeth?
A The front row of a Willie Nelson concert

Country? You people serious? How to write a C&W song:
My dog died
the truck won't start
my wife she a left mah
now the crops are all like dead y'all
did I mention mah dog died
aww now i gotta drive 2000 miles,.................
Nothing wrong with the genre, it is listenable and musical. But why always the depressing sh!te?