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87.2% of all statistics are all made up

Created by myscreenname myscreenname  > 9 months ago, 17 Jan 2025
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myscreenname
myscreenname

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17 Jan 2025 3:33pm
Discuss!
psychojoe
psychojoe

WA

2239 posts

17 Jan 2025 4:55pm
Just replaced my Dreamstick with a Click bar. That's about as relevant as it gets.
Brent in Qld
Brent in Qld

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1410 posts

17 Jan 2025 5:17pm
COVID.

There, done.
remery
remery

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3709 posts

17 Jan 2025 6:41pm
"The vast majority of actively publishing climate scientists - 97 percent - agree that humans are causing global warming and climate change."

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remery
remery

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3709 posts

17 Jan 2025 6:41pm
"Since 1974, vaccination has averted 154 million deaths, including 146 million among children younger than 5 years of whom 101 million were infants younger than 1 year. For every death averted, 66 years of full health were gained on average, translating to 10?2 billion years of full health gained. We estimate that vaccination has accounted for 40% of the observed decline in global infant mortality, 52% in the African region. In 2024, a child younger than 10 years is 40% more likely to survive to their next birthday relative to a hypothetical scenario of no historical vaccination."

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remery
remery

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3709 posts

17 Jan 2025 6:43pm
"One demographic predictor of belief in conspiracy theories is education level. Various studies revealed that high education levels predict a decreased likelihood that people believe in conspiracy theories."

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psychojoe
psychojoe

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2239 posts

17 Jan 2025 6:59pm
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remery said..
"One demographic predictor of belief in conspiracy theories is education level. Various studies revealed that high education levels predict a decreased likelihood that people believe in conspiracy theories."

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Sure. Some are humbled from time to time.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

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17 Jan 2025 7:49pm
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remery said..
"Since 1974, vaccination has averted 154 million deaths, including 146 million among children younger than 5 years of whom 101 million were infants younger than 1 year. For every death averted, 66 years of full health were gained on average, translating to 10?2 billion years of full health gained. We estimate that vaccination has accounted for 40% of the observed decline in global infant mortality, 52% in the African region. In 2024, a child younger than 10 years is 40% more likely to survive to their next birthday relative to a hypothetical scenario of no historical vaccination."

Discuss.


Overpopulation. Thanks, vaccines.
Carantoc
Carantoc

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7194 posts

17 Jan 2025 7:51pm
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87.2% of all statistics are all made up



Does that mean these statistics are are incorrect, or just made up ?

Technically are all statistics not made up ? Surely somebody somewhere makes them up or do statistics occur anywhere without human creation ?

I can't think of any examples. Do African potato yeilds always exactly equal the same ratio of rainy days or something ?

How do the other 12.8% of statistics exist if they are not made up ?

Or is the statement not exclusive, and is only one truth amongst many. 87.2% of statistics are made up, so are 50% and also 93.7%. All three could be true statements simultaneously I guess.

Fun Fact : 87.2% was the percent of the vote for Vladamir Putin in the March 2024 Russian presidential election.
Carantoc
Carantoc

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7194 posts

17 Jan 2025 7:53pm
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remery said..
We estimate that vaccination has accounted for 40%....



Well there is one one self-confessed made up statistic then.

myscreenname - 1
remaining made up statistics waiting to be proven to be made up - 86.7%
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

17 Jan 2025 8:07pm
I think I got the topic wrong. It should have read:

43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Carantoc
Carantoc

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7194 posts

17 Jan 2025 8:14pm
Also, of all the made up statistics 43.6% are made up by the right wing media, Trump, Trump's corrupt cronies, MAGA populist supporters, or people who I chose to identify as the type of people who might know somebody who may or may not be a Trump supporter or know somebody in their family who once spoke to somebody who may have been a Trump voter.

Before Trump and Murdoch less than 1% of all statistics were made up. Biden has never made up a statistic. Democrat statistics are fully adjusted to be exactly equal and completely representative of the 87.2% of US population who voted Kamala in the 2024 US Presidental election.
Carantoc
Carantoc

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7194 posts

17 Jan 2025 8:21pm
Looking back over the 30 year history of seabreeze.com.au it is irrefutable that any way you look at the data it shows:

87.2% of Carantoc's posts are correct, concise, informative yet entertaining
12.8% of Carantoc's posts are awesome
43.7% of Carantoc's posts are both

over 75% of myscreename's posts were made under a different username
62.4% of remery's posts resulted in him getting a forum ban for offensive behaviour and breaking the rules
98.7% of the dullest posts were made by Formulanova
Carantoc
Carantoc

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7194 posts

17 Jan 2025 8:24pm
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Discuss!


The first modern athlete to throw the discus while rotating the whole body was Franti?ek Janda-Suk from Bohemia (the present Czech Republic).[4] Janda-Suk invented this technique when studying the position of the statue of Discobolus. After a year of developing the technique, he earned a silver medal in the 1900 Olympics.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discus_throw
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

17 Jan 2025 8:40pm
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Carantoc said..
Well there is one one self-confessed made up statistic then.

Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
Carantoc
Carantoc

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17 Jan 2025 8:47pm
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98.7% of the dullest posts were made by Formulanova



Wow-ser.

Crunching the data shows that not only are 98.7% of the dullest posts on seabreeze.com.au made by Formulanova, but 98.7% of all posts by Formulanova are dull.

Simple coincidence ?

Or is this some sort of statistical constant permeating through all of the universe in a previously undiscovered universal law ?
KiteboyDave
KiteboyDave

87 posts

17 Jan 2025 8:56pm
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Carantoc said..
98.7% of the dullest posts were made by Formulanova



Wow-ser.

Crunching the data shows that not only are 98.7% of the dullest posts on seabreeze.com.au made by Formulanova, but 98.7% of all posts by Formulanova are dull.

Simple coincidence ?

Or is this some sort of statistical constant permeating through all of the universe in a previously undiscovered universal law ?


He created a topic some years ago about Virtue Signalling.

It was quite interesting..
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

17 Jan 2025 9:13pm
^^ Well 87.2% of it was, right..?
myscreenname
myscreenname

2296 posts

17 Jan 2025 9:32pm
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peacenlove said..
Best thing we can do is realise this, come together and do what we can to bring about peace on Earth once again.

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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