
Native born American, what can I say other than according to you guys I talk funny, drive on the wrong side of the road and think I am crazy for thinking a really big spider measures 3cm across! Yikes! I figure if I have " EAT ME" on the bottom of my surfboard the odds are greatly reduced of getting chomped by whitee. What are the chances of "YANK SURFER WITH EATME ON BOTTOM OF SURFBOARD LOOSES LEG AT DEE WHY"? I do kite in the heart of a Great White breading ground here in California.