2 lead items on the 7 news tonight
1 Drunk idiot gets a good old touch up at the "BIG Bash" cricket (he was forewarned ) channel 7 sides with drunk dude and gets his lawyer on .Cops get a good ol media bash

2 Old dear 103 breaks hip has to wait till next week for new hip (c.mon its January ,the surgeon is either still in Niseko skiing with the fam or has only just got back and has a busy work load ) surely a good dosing of morphine can get her through the ordeal until he can fit er in(maybe i'm being a bit harsh on this one not being 103 myself with a broken hip which i would imagine would be appalling)